所属专辑:Disguise In Love
时长: 02:26
The Pest (Album Version) - John Cooper Clarke[00:00:00]
Written by:John Cooper Clarke[00:00:03]
The pest pulled up propped his pushbike at a pillar box[00:00:32]
Pulled his peen paused at a post and pissed[00:00:35]
Piss in the proper place pronounced a perturbed pedestrian[00:00:40]
And presently this particular part of the planet was plunged[00:00:44]
Into a panorama of public pressure and pleasure through pain[00:00:48]
The pandemonium prompted the police[00:00:53]
Who patrolled the precinct in panda cars[00:00:55]
To pull up and peruse the problem[00:00:58]
While pickpockets picked pockets in pairs[00:01:01]
Arrest the pest who so pointedly pissed[00:01:06]
In that public place pleaded the peeved people[00:01:09]
Practically palpitating[00:01:12]
The powerful police picked up the pest pronounced him a poof[00:01:16]
A pansy a punk rocker a pinko a poodle poker[00:01:20]
They picked him up pummeled his pelvis[00:01:25]
Punctured his pipes played ping pong with his pubic parts[00:01:27]
And packed him in a place of penal putrifaction[00:01:32]
The period in prison prooved pitiless[00:01:38]
The pendulous pressure of a painless personality purge prompted[00:01:41]
The pest to ponder upon progessive politics[00:01:47]
And a workable prognosis[00:01:54]
He put pen to paper and provatively[00:01:58]
And persuasively propogated his personal political premise[00:02:01]
Pity a police provacateur put poison pellets[00:02:05]
In the pest's porridge[00:02:09]
The police provacateur was promoted[00:02:11]
And the pest was presented with the pulitzer peace prize[00:02:14]
Posthumously[00:02:18]