所属专辑:Stories From Norway: The Diving Tower
时长: 02:45
Tango Problematique - Ylvis (伊尔维萨克兄弟)[00:00:00]
Written by:Vegard Ylvisåker/Bård Ylvisåker/Lars Devik/Christian Løchstøer[00:00:00]
Hola Mr Byberg[00:00:08]
Thank you for your time[00:00:09]
We have a tiny problem[00:00:12]
No no don't worry[00:00:16]
Your tower will be fine[00:00:18]
It's just a tiny problem[00:00:20]
Remember when we told you that your diving tower floats[00:00:24]
Turns out not to be exactly true[00:00:28]
But with a little money we will fix in no time[00:00:32]
We just need a million or two[00:00:36]
The wind the waves the floating fundament are all just tiny problems[00:00:40]
Can you sign right here please[00:00:47]
The shape the anchor[00:00:48]
The supply of cement are just tiny tiny problems[00:00:50]
And also sign right here[00:00:54]
You know how we said it will only take two[00:00:56]
Weeks turns out it will be more like two years[00:01:00]
And here and here[00:01:03]
But who's to blame certainly not us[00:01:05]
We assure you we are expert engineers[00:01:08]
The flood the tide[00:01:42]
The horrible delays minor problems please don't be alarmed[00:01:44]
We'll install som fancy lights[00:01:50]
Move it to another site[00:01:52]
Everything makes sense it's just a matter of expense[00:01:54]
Hamar the things I do[00:02:01]
I do them all for you[00:02:09]
Free dives for everyone[00:02:17]
Diving is super fun[00:02:26]
Hamar I love you[00:02:33]