《Why’s Everybody Always Pickin’ On Me?(Album Version|Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： Why’s Everybody Always Pickin’ On Me?(Album Version|Explicit)

所属专辑：One Fierce Beer Coaster (Explicit)

歌手： Bloodhound Gang

时长： 03:22

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Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me? (explicit Album Version Explicit) - Bloodhound Gang[00:00:00]

Why's everbody always pickin' on me[00:00:03]

The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor[00:00:26]

He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca[00:00:29]

The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me[00:00:34]

I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie[00:00:38]

What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son[00:00:42]

He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all in one[00:00:46]

To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'[00:00:50]

I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin'[00:00:55]

But why's everbody always pickin' on me[00:01:00]

Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne[00:01:02]

But why's everbody always pickin' on me[00:01:04]

Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983[00:01:06]

But why's everbody always pickin' on me[00:01:08]

Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee[00:01:10]

But why's everbody always pickin' on me[00:01:12]

Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby[00:01:14]

Why's everbody always pickin' on me[00:01:16]

Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali[00:01:18]

I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you[00:01:20]

So back me up Bill yea and you're ugly too[00:01:22]

So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese[00:01:25]

Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeans[00:01:27]

And my mirror never lies but it always verifies[00:01:29]

I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie[00:01:31]

You compare me to a Monchichi but I don't understand[00:01:33]

Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant Man[00:01:35]

And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first[00:01:37]

But at least this time[00:01:40]

I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse[00:01:41]

About as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink[00:01:42]

And that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink[00:01:44]

I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retard[00:01:46]

It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged[00:01:48]

But why's everbody always pickin' on me[00:01:50]

Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties[00:01:52]

But why's everbody always pickin' on me[00:01:54]

Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee[00:01:56]

But why's everbody always pickin' on me[00:01:58]

Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady[00:02:00]

But why's everbody always pickin' on me[00:02:03]

You took your mom to the prom but still got lucky[00:02:05]

Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased[00:02:07]

And he breaks into the Professor's lab and makes some LSD[00:02:11]

Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper's brains then beats Ginger with coconuts[00:02:15]

As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hut[00:02:19]

Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him be[00:02:23]

And like a postal clerk I'll go beserk if you don't stop teasing me[00:02:26]

See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm[00:02:28]

Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm[00:02:30]

The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm[00:02:32]

The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm[00:02:34]

The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm[00:02:36]

The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm[00:02:38]

The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm[00:02:40]

The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm[00:02:43]

The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm[00:02:45]

The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm[00:02:47]

But why's everbody always pickin' on me[00:02:49]

Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne[00:02:51]

But why's everbody always pickin' on me[00:02:53]

Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983[00:02:55]

But why's everbody always pickin' on me[00:02:57]

Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee[00:02:59]

But why's everbody always pickin' on me[00:03:02]

Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby[00:03:04]

But why's everbody always pickin' on me[00:03:06]

Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties[00:03:08]

But why's everbody always pickin' on me[00:03:10]

Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee[00:03:12]

But why's everbody always pickin' on me[00:03:14]

Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady[00:03:16]

But why's everbody always pickin' on me[00:03:18]

Cause no one likes you monkey boy[00:03:20]