《Taco Grande》歌词

歌曲： Taco Grande

所属专辑：Permanent Record: Al In The Box

歌手： ”Weird Al” Yankovic

时长： 03:46

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Taco Grande - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)[00:00:00]

Tacogrande Tacogrande[00:00:14]

Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado[00:00:29]

Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado[00:00:30]

Las flautas y tamales siempre muy bueno[00:00:33]

Y el chile relleno[00:00:36]

You see I just gotta have a tostada carne asada[00:00:37]

That's right I want the whole enchilada[00:00:40]

My only addiction has to do with a flour tortilla[00:00:42]

I need a quesadilla[00:00:44]

I love to stuff my face with tacos al carbn[00:00:46]

With my friends or when I'm all alone[00:00:49]

Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero[00:00:51]

Un burrito ranchero[00:00:52]

So give me something spicy and hot now[00:00:54]

Break out the menu what you got now [00:00:58]

Oh would you tell the waiter I'd like to have sour cream on the side[00:01:00]

You better make sure the beans are refried[00:01:03]

Taco grande Taco grande[00:01:05]

Well there's not a taco big enough for a man like me[00:01:22]

That's why I order two or three[00:01:25]

Let me give you a tip just try a nacho chip[00:01:27]

It's really good with bean dip[00:01:29]

I eat uno dos tres quarto burritos[00:01:31]

Pretty soon I can't fit in my Speedos[00:01:33]

Well I hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas[00:01:35]

And a pitcher of margaritas[00:01:38]

Well the combination plates all come with beans and rice[00:01:40]

The taquitos here are very nice[00:01:43]

Now I'm down on my knees we need some extra tomatoes and cheese[00:01:44]

And could you make that separate checks please [00:01:47]

Taco grande Taco grande[00:01:49]

"Buenos noches senor bienvenido a el burritos casa de salsa [00:02:07]

Tenemos muchos platos muy sabrosos si puedo recomendar[00:02:10]

El ardiente pollo al infierno muy delicioso [00:02:12]

Sus ojos se quemaran su estomago estara en fuego [00:02:14]

Se quedaran en el baÑo por una semana [00:02:19]

Entiendes lo que digo gringo estupido tonto "[00:02:21]

Well the food is coming I can hardly wait[00:02:26]

Now watch your fingers careful hot plate [00:02:27]

What you think you're doing with my chile con queso [00:02:29]

Well if you want some just say so[00:02:32]

Oh boy pico de gallo[00:02:34]

They sure don't make it like this in Ohio[00:02:36]

No gracias yo quiero jalepeÑos nada ms[00:02:39]

You can toss away the hot sauce[00:02:41]

Donde estan los nachos Holy frijole [00:02:43]

You better get me a bowl of guacamole[00:02:45]

Y Uusted Eugene Why's your face turning green [00:02:47]

Don't you like pinto beans [00:02:50]

You want some more cinnamon crispas [00:02:51]

If you don't hasta la vista[00:02:54]

Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna[00:02:56]

You can finish it maÑana[00:02:59]

Well it's been a pleasure I can't eat no more[00:03:00]

SeÑor la cuenta por favor[00:03:03]

If you ain't tried real Mexican cooking well you oughta[00:03:04]

Just don't drink the water[00:03:07]