《These Are The Tales(Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： These Are The Tales(Explicit)

所属专辑：Chase the Cat (Explicit)

歌手： Too $hort

时长： 04:41

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These Are The Tales - Too $hort[00:00:00]

Written by：Stuart Jordan/Todd Anthony Shaw/Xavier E. Hargrove[00:00:00]

These are the tales[00:00:01]

These are the tales[00:00:03]

Tune in to the history channel[00:00:04]

These are the tales learn a lesson b**ch[00:00:06]

These are the tales that I tell so well short dog[00:00:09]

I'm thinking way back it's been a long long time[00:00:12]

In 1980 I wrote my first rhyme[00:00:15]

I like to spit a lot of game[00:00:18]

But back then I was just saying my name[00:00:20]

I had a record player on my stereo[00:00:23]

Got down on my knees with my radio[00:00:26]

From Oakland California with some new sh*t[00:00:29]

I'm sir too short I'm bout to do this[00:00:32]

In 1981 that's where it all begun[00:00:35]

We do it for the money we don't rap for fun[00:00:38]

Five dollar's for a tape too short and Freddy be[00:00:41]

Money in my pocket's all I ever need[00:00:44]

It was me Fred B and Freddy B rack[00:00:47]

Dipped the sermon sticks then we smoked them phat[00:00:50]

While we rapped about the b**ches and all the ho's[00:00:52]

Can't be in the hole trying to ball without vogues[00:00:56]

In '82 you was in the game[00:00:59]

With a falcon cougar or a mustang[00:01:01]

Me and Freddy B used to hit the turfs[00:01:04]

With a bag of tapes putting in work b**ch[00:01:07]

In '83 you hit a house party[00:01:10]

A dollar get you in and a dollar for a drink[00:01:13]

I'm on the turntable smoking get right[00:01:16]

And at mid night I'll be rapping on the mic[00:01:19]

I did the same thing for the next two years[00:01:22]

That's why they say my name when I come through here[00:01:25]

When I was 16 I wanted to be a Mack[00:01:27]

I went to Fremont high with lil' D and black[00:01:30]

Young ballets in the town living real phat[00:01:33]

Never had the sack but I smoked a little crack[00:01:36]

Crushed up in the w**d we call em bass rock caddies[00:01:39]

Going on them grimaces make them ho's call me daddy[00:01:42]

These are the tales these are the tales that I tell so well[00:01:45]

These are the tales these are the tales that I tell so well[00:01:51]

It's been 15 years since that sh*t happened[00:01:57]

But too short don't stop rapping[00:02:00]

In '85 I was on the right page[00:02:02]

Ten thousand niggards short live on stage[00:02:06]

Underground tapes was all they ever heard[00:02:09]

But the whole crowd sang along with me word for word[00:02:11]

And that changed everything[00:02:15]

Went to seventy five girls and hooked up with dean[00:02:17]

Real player ism and that's no joke[00:02:21]

Snort a lot of coke with ho's that like to smoke[00:02:23]

I was making records but wasn't making money[00:02:26]

You can take it seriously or you can think its funny[00:02:29]

By '87 I was on my own started dangerous music[00:02:32]

And I made the song these are the tales the freaky tales[00:02:36]

No radio or video or CD sales[00:02:41]

Six platinum's in a row ice cube and cool J[00:02:44]

Who else did that sh*t short dog from the bay[00:02:47]

These ho's try to play it safe[00:02:50]

But I been macing hard since eighty eight[00:02:53]

And from eighty nine to ninety six[00:02:55]

I was rapping on the mic talking sh*t about a b**ch[00:02:58]

I'll retire 10 times and I'll still be here[00:03:01]

My old records sell about a half a mil' a year[00:03:04]

I say b**ch get naked so pimpishly[00:03:07]

Spit rhymes through decades and centuries[00:03:10]

And b**ches just love my dirty mouth[00:03:13]

When I see you again I'm cuss you out b**ch[00:03:16]

That's my gift now all you rappers get to say that sh*t[00:03:21]

I won't sue you but that's the trademark[00:03:25]

I was a grown ass man when you was playing in the park lil' niggle[00:03:27]

These are the tales these are the tales that I tell so well[00:03:31]

These are the tales these are the tales that I tell so well[00:03:36]

Now I'm in Atlanta I still love the O[00:03:42]

I gave you my b**ch but you can't have my flow[00:03:45]

I guest appeared on 47 albums[00:03:49]

F**k McDonald's and f**k Calvin[00:03:51]

I get money with Crick sermon when I'm in New York[00:03:54]

I get respect they call me too short[00:03:57]

I live swell in A T L cause I'm a player[00:04:00]

We f**king Bella ho's at X house in decatur where it's greater[00:04:03]

You know how we ride[00:04:07]

I got love for all niggards from the east side[00:04:08]

It was me ant banks and shorty be[00:04:11]

All we need to do is find my niggle peewee[00:04:14]

We used to be on murder street making funky songs[00:04:17]

If you see him tell him short said its back on[00:04:20]

Lets get this money Midwest down south[00:04:23]

East coast west coast ride out b**ch[00:04:26]

Too short talking over hook[00:04:31]

That's my gift to rap you can have that word[00:04:33]

Say b**ch all you want all you regular fake ass niggards[00:04:36]

You finally get to have too short's b**ch trick[00:04:39]