所属专辑:英语笑话笑死人不偿命
歌手: 英语乐园
时长: 00:45
Could You Hurry It up a little ?[00:00:00]
你能不能快一点?[00:00:04]
A man and his wife were cleaning out the attic when the [00:00:04]
一对夫妇正在清理阁楼,这时先生[00:00:07]
husband found an ancient receipt.[00:00:07]
发现一张过期很久的旧收据。[00:00:09]
"Hey, Nancy, look at this. It's a receipt for a pair [00:00:09]
“嘿,南茜,你过来看看这个,[00:00:13]
of shoes I left to be repaired and never picked up.[00:00:13]
这张是以前皮鞋送修的收据,[00:00:16]
It's eleven years old."[00:00:16]
我忘了去拿回来,足足有十一年之久了!”[00:00:18]
"You know, that shoe repair shop is still there," [00:00:18]
“那间鞋店不是还在那里吗?”[00:00:21]
replied the wife.[00:00:21]
妻子回答。[00:00:22]
"Why don't you just drop in there and hand him the receipt [00:00:22]
“为什么不跑一趟,把收据交给他,[00:00:26]
as if it were nothing unusual. "[00:00:26]
就当作没事发生一样?"[00:00:29]
And that is what the husband did.[00:00:29]
先生去了那家鞋店。[00:00:31]
Quietly the cobbler went to the back of his shop and [00:00:31]
鞋匠静静地走到后头,[00:00:34]
poked around a bit,,[00:00:34]
东翻西翻了一会儿之后,[00:00:35]
came back to the counter and said "[00:00:35]
回到柜台说道:[00:00:37]
They'II be ready next Tuesday. "[00:00:37]
“下星期二才能修好!”[00:00:39]