所属专辑:英语笑话笑死人不偿命
歌手: 英语乐园
时长: 01:00
At Least You Get a Choice[00:00:03]
至少你有所选择[00:00:07]
A newly deceased sinner had just entered hell, [00:00:07]
一名罪人去世后,刚下地狱就[00:00:10]
and was being shown around.[00:00:10]
被带往各处走走。"[00:00:12]
"I'll tell you how it works around here," declared a[00:00:12]
“我将告诉你这里的状况,”一位[00:00:15]
particularly hideous devil. "You get your choice of [00:00:15]
面目可憎的魔鬼宣布道。“你必须[00:00:19]
three punishments. Here's the first. "[00:00:19]
在三种刑罚中选一个,这是第一种。”[00:00:22]
The sinner watched in horror as he saw men and women [00:00:22]
罪人看见男男女女反复地被浸入[00:00:25]
repeatedly being immersed in boiling water.[00:00:25]
沸腾的热水中,吓得目瞪口呆。[00:00:29]
"Here's the second. " The poor sinner shuddered as he [00:00:29]
“再看第二种。”可怜的罪人看到一些不幸的人[00:00:32]
saw unfortunate people being continually', hounded by [00:00:32]
被凶恶的野兽和残酷的妖怪不停地追赶,[00:00:36]
ferocious beasts and cruel demons.[00:00:36]
吓得直打哆嗦。[00:00:39]
“And here's the third. ” A group was standing knee [00:00:39]
“这是第三种。”一群人站在深及膝部[00:00:42]
deep in shit and sipping tea.And he joined the group.[00:00:42]
的粪池中喝茶。[00:00:50]
No sooner had he done so than another devil yelled out[00:00:50]
“这个看来还可以,我就选这个。”罪人说着便加入了那群犯人。[00:00:54]
"OK, tea time s over. Get back on your heads. "[00:00:54]
就在他加入不久,一个魔鬼大声喊道:“午茶时间结束,回到头下脚上倒立的姿势。”[00:00:57]