所属专辑:英语笑话笑死人不偿命
歌手: 英语乐园
时长: 01:19
A Jew, an Indian and a black were lined up to enter [00:00:05]
一位犹太人、一位印第安人[00:00:08]
the Kingdom of Heaven.[00:00:08]
和一位黑人列队进入天国之门。[00:00:10]
Said the Jew to St. Peter, 66 Frankly, I'm rather surprised to [00:00:10]
那位犹太人对圣彼得说:“坦白讲,能到这里让我蛮惊讶的,[00:00:14]
be here. All my life Christians have despised and reviled me. "[00:00:14]
我一辈子一直都受到基督徒的轻视和侮辱。”[00:00:18]
"That's a great sorrow to us," said St. Peter, "but you won-t find [00:00:18]
“我们实在感到非常遗憾,”圣彼得说,[00:00:22]
that kind of prejudice here. Here, all are truly equal. [00:00:22]
“但我们这里没有那样的偏见,这里每个人都完全平等,[00:00:27]
Just spell God and you may enter. "[00:00:27]
只要拼出God这个词你就能进入天堂。”[00:00:35]
Next,the Indian came forward and said,"St.Peter,all my life [00:00:35]
那名犹太人正确地拼出 God后,被招入门内。[00:00:40]
I suffered from poverty and discrimination,and could only [00:00:40]
接着印第安人走向前说道“圣彼得,我一辈子饱受贫穷和种族歧视的打击,[00:00:43]
live in a reservation.Will I truly be free here?"[00:00:43]
而且只能住在居留地内,我在这里能得到真正的自由吗?”[00:00:47]
"My son, your troubles are over. Just spell the word God you [00:00:47]
“小兄弟,你的烦恼已经结束了,[00:00:52]
will be free as a bird. "[00:00:52]
只要拼出God这个词,你就能像小鸟一样自由自在。”[00:00:53]
The Indian obliged and he, too, entered the Heavenly Kingdom.[00:00:53]
印第安人照着做,不久也被引入天堂。[00:00:57]
Next, the black man strode forward. "St. Peter," he said, [00:00:57]
接着那名黑人跨步向前,“圣彼得,”[00:01:01]
"all my life people looked down on me and treated me unfairly. [00:01:01]
他说道,“一辈子人们都瞧不起我,[00:01:05]
That won't happen here, will it?"[00:01:05]
不公平对待我,在这里那些事不会发生吧!”[00:01:07]
"Of course not, my boy. We don't do that kind of thing here. [00:01:07]
“当然不会,我的弟兄,我们不会做那样的事,[00:01:10]
Just spell" onomatopoeia "and the Kingdom of Heaven is yours "[00:01:10]
只要拼出onomatopoeia这个词,天堂之国就是你的了!”[00:01:14]