所属专辑:The Marshall Mathers LP2 (Explicit)
时长: 04:48
Asshole (笨蛋) - Eminem (埃米纳姆)/Skylar Grey (斯盖拉·格蕾)[00:00:00]
Written by:Marshall Mathers/A. Grant/H. Hafermann/Luis Resto[00:00:00]
Came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain[00:00:00]
An asshole that role I think I succeeded fulfillin'[00:00:02]
But don't think I ever stopped[00:00:05]
To think that I was speaking to children[00:00:06]
Everything was happening so fast[00:00:08]
It was like I blinked sold three million[00:00:09]
Then it all went blank all I remember is feelin' ridiculous[00:00:11]
'Cause I was getting sick of this feelin'[00:00:13]
Like I am always under attack man[00:00:14]
I could have stacked my sh*t list to the ceilin'[00:00:16]
Women dishin' but really thinking[00:00:17]
If anyone ever talks to one of my little girls like this[00:00:19]
I would kill him[00:00:21]
Guess I'm a little bit of a hypocrite when I'm rippin' sh*t[00:00:22]
But since when did this many people ever give a sh*t[00:00:24]
What I had to say It's just my opinion[00:00:26]
If it contradicts how I'm livin' put a dick in your rear end[00:00:28]
That's why every time you mentioned a lyric[00:00:31]
I thanked you for it for drawing more attention toward it[00:00:33]
'Cause it gave me an enormous platform[00:00:35]
I'm flattered you thought I was that important[00:00:37]
But you can't ignore the fact that I fought for the respect[00:00:39]
And battled for it mad awards had GLAAD annoyed[00:00:41]
Attaboy they told me to slow down and I just zoned out[00:00:44]
Good luck tryin' to convince a blonde[00:00:46]
It's like telling Gwen Stefani that she sold out[00:00:48]
'Cause I was tryin' to leave no doubt[00:00:49]
In anyone's mind one day I'd go down in history[00:00:51]
Think they know now because everybody knows[00:00:53]
Everybody knows that you're just an asshole[00:00:55]
Everywhere that you go[00:00:59]
People wanna go home everyone knows[00:01:02]
Everybody knows so don't pretend to be nice[00:01:06]
There's no place you can hide[00:01:10]
You are just an asshole[00:01:13]
Everyone knows everyone knows[00:01:15]
Thanks for the support asshole[00:01:18]
Thanks for the support asshole[00:01:21]
Quit actin' salty I was countin' on you to count me out[00:01:23]
Ask Asher Roth when he round about[00:01:25]
Dissed me to shout me out[00:01:27]
Thought I was history but goddamn honky[00:01:28]
That compliment's like backhanding a donkey[00:01:30]
Good way to get your a** socked in the mouth[00:01:32]
Nah I'm off him[00:01:34]
But what the f**k is all this trashtalkin' about[00:01:34]
The fight was fixed I'm back and you can't stop me[00:01:36]
You knocked me down I went down for the count[00:01:38]
I fell but the fans caught me and now[00:01:40]
You're gonna have to beat the f**kin' pants off me[00:01:42]
To take my belt word to Pacquiao[00:01:44]
Momma said there ain't nothin' else to talk about[00:01:46]
Better go in that ring and knock 'em out[00:01:48]
Or you better not come out[00:01:49]
It's poetry in motion[00:01:51]
Like Freddie Roach when he's quotin'[00:01:52]
Shakespeare[00:01:54]
So what if the insults are revoltin'[00:01:54]
Even Helen Keller knows life stinks[00:01:56]
You think it's a joke 'til you're bulletriddled[00:01:58]
But you should give little sh*t what I think[00:02:00]
This whole world is a mess[00:02:02]
Gotta have a goddamn vest on your chest[00:02:03]
And a Glock just to go watch Batman[00:02:05]
Who needs to test a testicles[00:02:07]
Not that man[00:02:08]
Half of you don't got the guts and intestinal blockage[00:02:09]
Rest of you got lap bands[00:02:11]
Stuck to this motto before they put bath salts[00:02:13]
And all those water bottles in Colorado so get lost Waldo[00:02:15]
My soul's escapin' through this asshole that is gapin'[00:02:18]
A black hole and I'm swallowin' this track whole[00:02:20]
Better pack toilet paper but I'm taking no crap ho[00:02:22]
Here I go down the Bat Pole[00:02:25]
And I'm changing back into that old maniac[00:02:27]
In fact there they go tryin' to dip out the backdoor retreatin'[00:02:28]
'Cause everybody knows[00:02:31]
Everybody knows that you're just an asshole[00:02:32]
Everywhere that you go[00:02:36]
People wanna go home everyone knows[00:02:39]
Everybody knows so don't pretend to be nice[00:02:42]
There's no place you can hide[00:02:47]
You are just an asshole[00:02:50]
Everyone knows everyone knows[00:02:52]
Holy mackerel[00:02:54]
I'm the biggest jerk on the planet earth[00:02:54]
I smacked a girl off the mechanical bull at a tractor pull[00:02:56]
For thinkin' we had some magnetic pull[00:02:59]
Then screamed ICP in this b**ch[00:03:01]
How do f**kin' magnets work[00:03:03]
'Cause you're attractive but we ain't attractable[00:03:04]
Hate to be dramatical but I'm not romantical[00:03:06]
I'm making up words you can understandable it's tragical[00:03:08]
Thinkin' some magical sh*t's gonna happen that ain't practical[00:03:11]
You crackin' a joke it's laughable[00:03:14]
'Cause me and love's like a bad combination[00:03:16]
I keep them feelings locked in a vault[00:03:17]
So it's safe to say I'm uncrackable[00:03:19]
My heart is truly guarded full body armor[00:03:21]
B**ch you just need a helmet[00:03:23]
'Cause if you think you're special you're retarded[00:03:25]
Thinkin' you're one of a kind like you got some platinum vagina[00:03:28]
You're a train wreck I got a onetrack mind[00:03:30]
Shorty you're fine but you sort of remind me of a 49er[00:03:32]
'Cause you been a gold digger since you was a minor[00:03:36]
Been tryna hunt me down like a dog[00:03:38]
'Cause you're on my a** but you can't get a cent[00:03:40]
'Cause all of my spare time is spent[00:03:42]
On my nose in this binder so don't bother tryin'[00:03:43]
Only women that I love are my daughters[00:03:45]
But sometimes I rhyme and it sounds like I forget I'm a father[00:03:47]
And I push it farther[00:03:50]
So father forgive me if I forget to draw the line[00:03:51]
It's apparent I shouldn't have been a parent[00:03:54]
I'll never grow up so to hell with your parents[00:03:55]
And motherf**kin' father time[00:03:57]
It ain't never gonna stop a pessimist[00:03:59]
Who transformed to an optimist in his prime[00:04:01]
So even if I'm halfdead I'm half alive[00:04:03]
Poured my half empty glass in a cup[00:04:05]
So now my cup has runneth over[00:04:07]
And I'm 'bout to set it on you like a mothaf**kin' coaster[00:04:08]
I'm going back to what got me here[00:04:12]
Yeah cocky and can't knock being rude off so fear not my dear[00:04:13]
And dry up your teardrops I'm here[00:04:17]
White America's mirror so don't feel awkward or weird[00:04:19]
If you stare at me and see yourself because you're one too[00:04:21]
Shouldn't be a shock because everybody knows[00:04:23]
Everybody knows that you're just an asshole[00:04:25]
Everywhere that you go[00:04:29]
People wanna go home everyone knows[00:04:32]
Everybody knows so don't pretend to be nice[00:04:35]
There's no place you can hide[00:04:40]
You are just an asshole[00:04:43]
Everyone knows everyone knows[00:04:45]