《Be Claus I Got High》歌词

歌曲： Be Claus I Got High

所属专辑：White Trash Christmas

歌手： Bob Rivers

时长： 03:27

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Be Claus I Got High - Bob Rivers[00:00:00]

Hey man just roll me another christmas blunt[00:00:06]

I was gonna trim the tree until i got high[00:00:11]

I was gonna buy you a dvd but then i got high[00:00:16]

My presents ain't wrapped up and i know why[00:00:22]

'Cause i got high[00:00:27]

Because i got high[00:00:29]

Because i got high[00:00:31]

I was gonna hang my lights before i got high[00:00:34]

I was supposed to book my grandma's flight but then i got high[00:00:39]

She's sleeping' at lax and i know why[00:00:45]

'Cause i got high[00:00:50]

Because i got high[00:00:52]

Because i got high[00:00:54]

I was gonna send you a card but i got high[00:00:57]

Put a lighted reindeer in my yard but i got high[00:01:03]

My jack-o-lantern's frozen it's still outside[00:01:08]

'Cause i get high[00:01:13]

Because i get high[00:01:15]

'Cause i get high[00:01:17]

I was gonna clean the chimney flue but then i got high[00:01:20]

I was gonna roll up a fatty too for the fat guy[00:01:26]

I drank his milk and cookies and i know why[00:01:32]

'Cause i got high[00:01:36]

Because i got high[00:01:39]

Because i got high[00:01:40]

I was gonna go to midnight mass while i was high[00:01:44]

I was gonna sit there and pass some gas while i was high[00:01:49]

Now i'll burn in hell and i know why[00:01:55]

'Cause i got high[00:01:59]

Because i got high[00:02:01]

Because i got high[00:02:03]

I was gonna kiss my grandma's face and then i got high[00:02:06]

I was gonna eat her fruit cake too then i got high[00:02:12]

It tasted pretty nasty but i don't mind[00:02:18]

Because i was high[00:02:23]

Because i was high[00:02:25]

Because i was high[00:02:26]

I'm messing with christmas songs because i'm high[00:02:30]

I hope afroman don't take this wrong because he's high[00:02:35]

If i get a call from his attorney well i know why[00:02:40]

So he can get high[00:02:46]

So he can get high[00:02:48]

So he can get high[00:02:49]

Hey is he really high[00:02:52]

He's yeah high[00:02:53]

Fa la lalala scooby do da[00:02:54]

Yeah he really is high[00:02:56]

Snoop snoop doggy do wah[00:02:58]

Flippy de bird at you all[00:03:00]

La da da da dah de dah[00:03:05]

Doggy doo doo[00:03:07]

Say mutt[00:03:08]

Say mutt[00:03:09]

Say mutt[00:03:09]

So all you kids be real good make your bed[00:03:10]

That's fantastic advice for all the children[00:03:14]

Hey man we screwed this up big time ok[00:03:17]

When grandma hears this ooh man i'm outta the will ok[00:03:20]

No more sweet potato pie brother[00:03:24]