《A Visit From St. Nicholas(LP版)》歌词

歌曲： A Visit From St. Nicholas(LP版)

所属专辑：Twisted Christmas

歌手： Bob Rivers

时长： 04:33

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A Visit From St. Nicholas (LP版) - Bob Rivers (鲍伯·瑞福斯)[00:00:00]

Twas' the fright before Christmas[00:00:04]

No one upset me[00:00:05]

With a big bowl of popcorn watching TV[00:00:07]

I stretched gave a yawn settled back in my chair[00:00:10]

In hopes that St Nicholson soon would be there[00:00:13]

The children were lying awake without sleep[00:00:16]

They'd seen all his movies[00:00:19]

He gives them the creeps[00:00:20]

I'd cued up cuckoo's nest with my trusty remote[00:00:22]

To the part where he had all the nuts in the boat[00:00:24]

When out in the yard there arose such a noise[00:00:27]

I turned off the TV to see what it was[00:00:30]

And what to my wandering eyes should approach[00:00:32]

But the Los Angeles Lakers and[00:00:35]

Pat Riley their coach[00:00:37]

The limo was racing the team at it's heels[00:00:38]

That's when I saw him the man at the wheel[00:00:41]

He ranted and cursed and waved[00:00:44]

Round his swizzle stick[00:00:45]

And I knew in a second it must be Jack Nick[00:00:47]

More rapid than the Celtics these[00:00:50]

Lakers they came[00:00:51]

He screamed like a mad man[00:00:53]

And called them by name[00:00:54]

Now Magic now Worthy now Scott and Kareem[00:00:55]

On Cooper on Rambis and the rest of the team[00:00:59]

Down the chimney St Nicholson came with a groan[00:01:03]

Then he brushed off the suit and said Honey I'm home[00:01:06]

He was wearing a trench coat with beer it was stained[00:01:10]

And his shirt was clawed to shreds by Shirley Maclaine[00:01:14]

He had a fat face and a flabby beer belly[00:01:17]

From too many trips to the bar and the deli[00:01:20]

He said it's tough when an actor becomes fat and lazy[00:01:22]

I only get calls to play weirdo's and crazies[00:01:26]

And middle aged has been's with washed up careers[00:01:29]

But I'll fix them all and play Santa this year[00:01:33]

And with that he buried his head in the sack and said[00:01:36]

Let's see what you get from your old buddy Jack[00:01:39]

A hatchet for daddy he reared back his head[00:01:42]

To scare all those little buggers upstairs in bed[00:01:45]

And a stiff drink for mommy in a nice tall glass[00:01:49]

She could really use something to[00:01:52]

Kill that bug up her chimney[00:01:54]

With a wink of his eye and a twist of his face[00:01:55]

He threw all the stockings into the fireplace[00:01:59]

What could I do what could I say[00:02:01]

What would I wear on my feet Christmas day[00:02:04]

I asked for a reason and turning his head[00:02:06]

He looked straight at me and here's what he said[00:02:09]

Why you wanna know why[00:02:12]

Do you really wanna know why pal I'll tell you why[00:02:15]

When you're out Christmas shopping[00:02:20]

You know doing your little Christmas things[00:02:22]

With all your little Christmas friends[00:02:26]

Spreading all that Christmas cheer[00:02:28]

With those stupid Christmas songs[00:02:30]

Did you ever stop and think of[00:02:33]

Picking up a little something for old Jack[00:02:34]

Did you ever stop to think of what[00:02:38]

Jack might like for Christmas[00:02:39]

You know Jack from the movies up on the big screen[00:02:41]

Pouring his heart out giving it everything he's got[00:02:45]

Day in and day out just trying as hard as he can[00:02:48]

To bring a tiny little bit of sunshine[00:02:51]

Into your miserable little humdrum lives[00:02:54]

Did you ever think of good ole Jack for a second[00:02:57]

No not once maybe old Jack just wasn't that good[00:03:00]

Maybe I wasn't good enough[00:03:04]

In the postman always rings twice[00:03:05]

Acting my guts out for you in that one[00:03:08]

Cuckoo's nest the shining witches of fricking Eastwick[00:03:10]

Prizzi's fricking honor all for you pal[00:03:13]

Just to brighten things up for you[00:03:16]

Not good enough though is it[00:03:18]

No you want me to brighten up the Christmas season too[00:03:20]

Isn't that what you want pal[00:03:23]

Okay let's make things real bright around here[00:03:25]

What do you say we decorate the tree[00:03:27]

String up these pretty lights here[00:03:29]

Oh she's looking brighter already[00:03:31]

What do you say we take this cute little angel[00:03:33]

And ram her on the top branch huh[00:03:35]

How about some gasoline for the whole thing[00:03:38]

I mean let's make her just as bright as she can be[00:03:41]

What do you say we light her up and chuck her[00:03:43]

Through the old picture window here[00:03:45]

No point in having a tree as bright[00:03:48]

As all that without giving the neighbors[00:03:49]

A chance to see don't you think[00:03:51]

There aren't you glad ole' Jack stopped by[00:03:53]

The flames towered brightly in the cold wintry sky[00:03:57]

As he made for his limo and bade his goodbye[00:04:00]

And an age may unfold air I fail to regret[00:04:03]

That visit from St Nicholson which I'd sooner forget[00:04:06]

But I swear by the goose bumps upon my skin[00:04:10]

That I'll always remember that devilish grin[00:04:13]

And his voice crying out as he faded from sight[00:04:16]

Merry Christmas to all and I hope I never see you again[00:04:19]

For as long as I live for crying out loud[00:04:21]