《The Twelve Pains Of Christmas(LP版)》歌词

歌曲： The Twelve Pains Of Christmas(LP版)

所属专辑：Twisted Christmas

歌手： Bob Rivers

时长： 03:42

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The Twelve Pains Of Christmas (LP版) - Bob Rivers (鲍伯·瑞福斯)[00:00:00]

Written by：amero, rivers, silva ...[00:00:00]

The first thing at christmas that's such a pain to me[00:00:04]

Is finding a christmas tree[00:00:07]

The second thing at christmas that's such a pain to me[00:00:11]

Rigging up the lights[00:00:15]

And finding a christmas tree[00:00:17]

The third thing at christmas that's such a pain to me[00:00:21]

Hangovers[00:00:25]

Rigging up the lights[00:00:26]

And finding a christmas tree[00:00:28]

The fourth thing at christmas that's such a pain to me[00:00:31]

Sending christmas cards[00:00:35]

Hangovers[00:00:36]

Rigging up the lights[00:00:38]

And finding a christmas tree[00:00:40]

The fifth thing at christmas that's such a pain to me[00:00:44]

Five months of bills[00:00:47]

Sending christmas cards[00:00:51]

Hangovers[00:00:52]

Rigging up the lights[00:00:54]

And finding a christmas tree[00:00:55]

The sixth thing at christmas that's such a pain to me[00:00:59]

Facing my in-laws[00:01:03]

Five months of bills[00:01:05]

Oh i hate those christmas cards[00:01:08]

Hangovers[00:01:10]

Rigging up these lights[00:01:11]

And finding a christmas tree[00:01:13]

The seventh thing at christmas that's such a pain to me[00:01:17]

The salvation army[00:01:20]

Facing my in-laws[00:01:22]

Five months of bills[00:01:23]

Sending christmas cards[00:01:27]

Oh geez[00:01:28]

I'm tryin' to rig up these lights[00:01:29]

And finding a christmas tree[00:01:31]

The eighth thing at christmas that such a pain to me[00:01:35]

I wanna transformer for christmas[00:01:39]

Charities[00:01:41]

And whataya mean your in-laws[00:01:42]

Five months of bills[00:01:44]

Oh making out these cards[00:01:47]

Honey get me a beer huh[00:01:49]

What we have no extension cords[00:01:50]

And finding a christmas tree[00:01:51]

The ninth thing at christmas that's such a pain to me[00:01:55]

Finding parking spaces[00:01:59]

Daddy i want some candy[00:02:01]

Donations[00:02:02]

Facing my in-laws[00:02:03]

Five months of bills[00:02:05]

Writing out those christmas cards[00:02:08]

Hangovers[00:02:10]

Now why the hell are they blinking[00:02:11]

And finding a christmas tree[00:02:13]

The tenth thing at christmas that's such a pain to me[00:02:17]

Batteries not included[00:02:21]

No parking spaces[00:02:22]

Buy me something'[00:02:23]

Get a job ya bum[00:02:25]

Oh facing my in-laws[00:02:27]

Five months of bills[00:02:28]

Yo-ho sending christmas cards[00:02:31]

Oh geez look at this[00:02:33]

One light goes out they all go out[00:02:34]

And finding a christmas tree[00:02:36]

The eleventh thing of christmas that's such a pain to me[00:02:39]

Stale tv specials[00:02:43]

Batteries not included[00:02:44]

No parking spaces[00:02:46]

Dad i gotta go ta bathroom[00:02:47]

Charities[00:02:49]

She's a witchi hate her[00:02:50]

Five months of bills[00:02:52]

Oh i don't even know half these people[00:02:54]

Oh who's got the toilet paper huh[00:02:57]

Get a flashlighti blew a fuse[00:02:58]

And finding a christmas tree[00:03:00]

The twelfth thing of christmas that's such a pain to me[00:03:04]

Singing christmas carols[00:03:08]

Stale tv specials[00:03:09]

Batteries not included[00:03:10]

No parking[00:03:12]

Waaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaah[00:03:12]

Charities[00:03:15]

Gotta make 'em dinner[00:03:16]

Five months of bills[00:03:17]

I'm not sendin' them this year that's it[00:03:20]

Shut up you[00:03:22]

Fine you're so smart you rig up the lights[00:03:23]

And finding a christmas tree[00:03:26]