《Got My Beer in the Sideboard Here(2005 - Remaster)》歌词

歌曲： Got My Beer in the Sideboard Here(2005 - Remaster)

所属专辑：Gertcha! The EMI Years

歌手： Chas & Dave

时长： 02:51

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Got My Beer in the Sideboard Here (2005 - Remaster) - Chas & Dave[00:00:00]

Written by：Chas Hodges/Dave Peacock[00:00:02]

Mother phoned up last night[00:00:04]

She was going spare[00:00:05]

She was in a temper pulling out her hair[00:00:06]

You're sister's courtin' a scruffy looking ted[00:00:08]

Father don't give a monkeys and this is what he said[00:00:10]

I don't care I don't care I don't care[00:00:12]

If he comes round here[00:00:14]

I've got my beer in the sideboard here[00:00:15]

Let mother sort it out if he comes round here[00:00:17]

I said to me mother[00:00:19]

Let me 'ave a talk to dad[00:00:20]

So he comes to the telephone he wasn't half mad[00:00:21]

Said she's got no sense silly little cow and[00:00:23]

If he comes round here there's gonna be a row[00:00:25]

I don't care I don't care[00:00:27]

I don't care if he comes round here[00:00:29]

I've got my beer in the sideboard here[00:00:31]

Let mother sort it out if he comes round here[00:00:33]

I'll tell ya something else and all[00:00:35]

He's never got a job[00:00:36]

He hangs around the betting shop the lazy little yob[00:00:37]

Mother says calm down now he's alright[00:00:38]

But they're out there snogging in the passage all night[00:00:41]

I don't care I don't care[00:00:43]

I don't care if he comes round here[00:00:45]

I've got my beer in the sideboard here[00:00:46]

Let mother sort it out if he comes round here[00:00:48]

If he comes round here I've got my beer[00:00:50]

Let mother sort it out[00:00:52]

In the sideboard here got my beer[00:00:53]

Let mother sort it out[00:00:55]

I don't care if he comes round here[00:00:56]

You'd think he was a tramp with the stubble on his chin[00:00:58]

He looks like something that the cat's brought in[00:01:00]

Never got no money smokes all my fags[00:01:02]

Got holes in his soles and he's hanging in rags[00:01:04]

On top of that he said to tell ya[00:01:06]

Why I've got the 'ump she had a skinny little belly[00:01:07]

Now its sticking out the front[00:01:08]

Nothing seems to fit her and[00:01:10]

She's running out of clothes[00:01:11]

If he keeps on taking liberties[00:01:11]

I'll punch him on the nose[00:01:12]

I don't care I don't care[00:01:13]

I don't care if he comes round here[00:01:15]

I've got my beer in the sideboard here[00:01:17]

Let mother sort it out if he comes round here[00:01:19]

If he comes round here I've got my beer[00:01:21]

Let mother sort it out[00:01:23]

In the sideboard here got my beer[00:01:24]

Let mother sort it out[00:01:26]

I don't care if he comes round here[00:01:27]

If he comes round here I've got my beer[00:01:44]

Let mother sort it out[00:01:46]

In the sideboard here got my beer[00:01:47]

Let mother sort it out[00:01:49]

I don't care if he comes round here[00:01:50]

If he comes round here I've got my beer[00:01:51]

Let mother sort it out[00:01:53]

In the sideboard here sideboard here[00:01:54]

Let mother sort it out[00:01:56]

Sideboard here if he comes round here[00:01:57]

I don't care I don't care[00:01:59]

I don't care if he comes round here[00:02:01]

I've got my beer in the sideboard here[00:02:03]

Let mother sort it out if he comes round here[00:02:05]

If he comes round here I've got my beer[00:02:07]

Let mother sort it out[00:02:08]

In the sideboard here got my beer[00:02:09]

Let mother sort it out[00:02:11]

I don't care if he comes round here[00:02:12]

If he comes round here I've got my beer[00:02:14]

Let mother sort it out[00:02:16]

In the sideboard here got my beer[00:02:17]

Let mother sort it out[00:02:19]

I don't care if he comes round here[00:02:20]

I don't care I don't care[00:02:22]

I don't care if he comes round here[00:02:24]

I've got my beer in the sideboard here[00:02:26]

Let mother sort it out if he comes round here[00:02:27]

If he comes round here I've got my beer[00:02:29]

Let mother sort it out[00:02:31]

In the sideboard here got my beer[00:02:32]

Let mother sort it out[00:02:34]

I don't care if he comes round here[00:02:35]