《The Sideboard Song (Got My Beer In The Sideboard Here)》歌词

歌曲： The Sideboard Song (Got My Beer In The Sideboard Here)

所属专辑：Double Bubble

歌手： Chas & Dave

时长： 02:48

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The Sideboard Song (Got My Beer In The Sideboard Here) - Chas & Dave[00:00:00]

Mother phoned up last night she was going spare[00:00:04]

She was in a temper pulling out her hair[00:00:05]

Your sisters brought in this scruffy looking head[00:00:07]

Father don't give a monkeys this is what he said[00:00:09]

I don't care I don't care I don't care[00:00:11]

If he comes round here[00:00:14]

I got my beer and a sideboard here let mother sort it out[00:00:15]

If he comes round here[00:00:18]

I said to me mother let me have a talk to dad[00:00:19]

So he comes to the telephone he wasn't half mad[00:00:21]

Says she's got no sense the silly little cow[00:00:22]

And if he comes round here there's gonna be a row[00:00:24]

I don't care I don't care I don't care[00:00:26]

If he comes round here[00:00:29]

I got my beer and a sideboard here let mother sort it out[00:00:30]

If he comes round here[00:00:33]

I'll tell you something else and all he's never got a job[00:00:34]

He hangs around the betting shop the lazy little yob[00:00:36]

Mother says calm down dad has alright[00:00:38]

There out there snogging in the passage all night[00:00:40]

I don't care I don't care I don't care[00:00:41]

If he comes round here[00:00:44]

I got my beer and a sideboard here let mother sort it out[00:00:45]

If he comes round here[00:00:48]

If he comes round here[00:00:49]

I've got my beer let Mother sort it out[00:00:50]

In the sideboard here got my beer[00:00:52]

Let Mother sort it out[00:00:54]

I don't care if he comes round here[00:00:55]

Think he was a tramp with a stubble on his chin[00:00:56]

He looks like something that the cats brought in[00:00:58]

Never got no money smokes all my fags[00:01:00]

Got holes in his soles and he's hanging in rags[00:01:02]

On top of that he says I tell you why I got the hump[00:01:04]

She had a skinny little belly now its sticking out the front[00:01:06]

There's nothing seems to fit her she's a running out of clothes[00:01:08]

If he thinks he's takin liberties I'll punch him on the nose[00:01:10]

I don't care I don't care I don't care[00:01:12]

If he comes round here[00:01:14]

I got my beer and a sideboard here let mother sort it out[00:01:15]

If he comes round here[00:01:18]

If he comes round here[00:01:19]

I've got my beer let Mother sort it out[00:01:20]

In the sideboard here got my beer[00:01:22]

Let Mother sort it out[00:01:23]

I don't care if he comes round here[00:01:25]

I don't care I don't care I don't care if he comes round here[00:01:42]

I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out[00:01:45]

If he comes round here[00:01:48]

I don't care I don't care I don't care if he comes round here[00:01:49]

I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out[00:01:53]

If he comes round here[00:01:55]

I don't care I don't care I don't care if he comes round here[00:01:57]

I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out[00:02:00]

If he comes round here[00:02:03]

If he comes round here[00:02:04]

I've got my beer let Mother sort it out[00:02:04]

In the sideboard here got my beer[00:02:06]

Let Mother sort it out[00:02:08]

I don't care if he comes round here[00:02:09]

I don't care I don't care I don't care if he comes round here[00:02:11]

I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out[00:02:15]

If he comes round here[00:02:17]

I don't care I don't care I don't care if he comes round here[00:02:19]

I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out[00:02:22]

If he comes round here[00:02:25]

If he comes round here[00:02:26]

I've got my beer let Mother sort it out[00:02:27]

In the sideboard here got my beer[00:02:29]

Let Mother sort it out[00:02:30]

I don't care if he comes round here[00:02:32]

I don't care I don't care I don't care if he comes round here[00:02:34]

I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out[00:02:37]

If he comes round here[00:02:40]