《Gertcha(2005 Remaster)》歌词

歌曲： Gertcha(2005 Remaster)

所属专辑：70s Summer Party

歌手： Chas & Dave

时长： 03:50

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Gertcha - Chas & Dave[00:00:00]

Now there's a word that I don't understand[00:00:06]

I hear it every day from my old man[00:00:10]

It may be Cockney rhyming slang[00:00:13]

It ain't in no school book[00:00:16]

He says it every time that he gets mad[00:00:20]

A regular caution is my old day[00:00:24]

Rub the old man up the wrong way[00:00:27]

Bet your life you'll hear him say[00:00:29]

Gertcha cowson gertcha[00:00:35]

Gertcha[00:00:38]

When the kids are swinging on the gate[00:00:39]

Gertcha[00:00:42]

When the paperboy's half an hour late[00:00:42]

Gertcha[00:00:45]

When the pigeons are pecking at his seed[00:00:46]

Gertcha[00:00:48]

When the farmer starts digging up his weeds[00:00:49]

Gertcha cowson gertcha[00:00:52]

Bar stool preaching[00:00:55]

That's the old man's game[00:00:58]

Now the old man was a Desert Rat[00:01:02]

Khaki shorts and a khaki hat[00:01:06]

How me mother could have fancied that[00:01:09]

I just don't know[00:01:12]

But when the enemy came in sight[00:01:16]

They gave up without a fight[00:01:20]

They rubbed him up the wrong way[00:01:23]

This is what they heard him say[00:01:25]

Gertcha cowson gertcha[00:01:30]

Gertcha[00:01:34]

When me rock and roll records wake him up[00:01:34]

Gertcha[00:01:37]

When the Poles knock England out of the cup[00:01:37]

Gertcha[00:01:40]

When the kids are banging on his door[00:01:41]

Gertcha[00:01:44]

When the barman won't serve him any more[00:01:44]

Gertcha cowson gertcha[00:01:47]

Bar stool preaching[00:01:51]

He's always been the same[00:01:53]

Gertcha cowson gertcha[00:02:25]

Gertcha[00:02:29]

When the dog's left a message on the step[00:02:29]

Gertcha[00:02:32]

Lester Piggott when he lost it by a neck[00:02:32]

Gertcha[00:02:36]

When me brother kicks the toes out of his shoes[00:02:36]

Gertcha[00:02:39]

When the houseflies are flying round his food[00:02:39]

Gertcha cowson gertcha[00:02:43]

Bar stool preaching[00:02:46]

He's always been the same[00:02:48]

Gertcha[00:02:53]

Gertcha[00:02:56]

Gertcha[00:03:00]

Gertcha[00:03:03]

Gertcha[00:03:06]

When me mother says he can't go down the pub[00:03:07]

Gertcha[00:03:10]

Sister's boyfriend put his sister up the club[00:03:10]

Gertcha[00:03:13]

When the tomcats when they're kicking up a din[00:03:13]

Gertcha[00:03:16]

Tottenham Hotspur couldn't get one in[00:03:17]

Gertcha[00:03:20]

When me mother locks him out of the flat[00:03:20]

Gertcha[00:03:23]

When it's raining and he can't find his hat[00:03:23]

Gertcha[00:03:27]

In the mornings when his motorcar won't go[00:03:27]

Gertcha[00:03:30]

Next door neighbour when he won't give him a tow[00:03:30]

Gertcha[00:03:33]

Gertcha[00:03:37]

Gertcha[00:03:40]

Gertcha[00:03:44]