《先享受后付款》歌词

歌曲： 先享受后付款

所属专辑：英语笑话笑死人不偿命

歌手： 英语乐园

时长： 01:23

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先享受后付款[00:00:04]

Jack the playboy had explored every corner of the world [00:00:04]

花花公子杰克喜欢到世界各地探险，[00:00:07]

and dallied with many women,[00:00:07]

和许多妓女风流，[00:00:09]

but in Hong Kong he finally encountered a professional [00:00:09]

但在香港，他终于遇到一名职业神女，[00:00:13]

girl who left him with far more than fond memories.[00:00:13]

这名神女留给他的不止是温柔的回忆而已。[00:00:17]

First, he consulted a British doctor.[00:00:17]

首先他请教了一名英国医生。[00:00:19]

"Goocl Lord!" exclaimed the medic,[00:00:19]

“我的天啊!”医生叫道，[00:00:22]

"you've got more venereal diseases than a medical [00:00:22]

“你所患的性病比一本医学教科书还要丰富，[00:00:24]

textbook. I'm afraid we' re going to have to amputate. "[00:00:24]

恐怕我们必须把你的东西切除掉。”[00:00:28]

Horrified, the playboy sought out an American specialist, [00:00:28]

花花公子心生恐惧，便找了一位美国专科[00:00:32]

who shook his head gravely and said,[00:00:32]

医师帮忙，但那名专科医师表情凝重地摇头说：[00:00:34]

"Sorry, son; if we don't amputate your member, the disease [00:00:34]

“对不起，小兄弟，如果我们不切除那活儿，[00:00:38]

will spread to your other organs. "[00:00:38]

病毒将会感染到其他器官。”[00:00:41]

Desperately, the swinger consulted a Chinese herbalist.[00:00:41]

那名风流公子走投无路，便向一位中医请教。[00:00:45]

The wise old man examined the patient carefully and nodded [00:00:45]

这位充满智慧的老先生仔细检查病人[00:00:48]

his head sagely.[00:00:48]

后煞有介事地点头说道：[00:00:50]

"I know your problem," he said. "You play with bad girl, [00:00:50]

“我知道你的问题。你和坏女人乱搞，[00:00:53]

she very sick, now you very sick. "[00:00:53]

她的性病很严重，你现在的病情也很严重。…[00:00:56]

“Doctor, the British and American doctors told me my [00:00:56]

“大夫，英国和美国的医生都说[00:00:59]

pride and joy would have to be cut off. . . "[00:00:59]

我的东西必须要切除……”[00:01:02]

"These Western doctors, all they want to do is cut, cut, [00:01:02]

“这些西医所做的就是切，切，切，[00:01:06]

cut, and charge big money. "[00:01:06]

然后收一大笔钱。”[00:01:08]

"You mean I don't need surgery? ! " [00:01:08]

“你意思是我可以不用动外科手术?!”[00:01:11]

exclaimed the young man joyously.[00:01:11]

年轻人喜出望外地问道。[00:01:13]

"Don't you worry, " said the ancient practitioner'.[00:01:13]

“别担心，”老中医师说：[00:01:16]

"You go home, relax, wait two, three weeks, pecker fall [00:01:16]

“回家去，好好休息一阵，[00:01:19]

off by himself."[00:01:19]

等二三个星期后，那活儿会自己掉下来。”[00:01:20]