《White Michael Jordan》歌词

歌曲： White Michael Jordan

歌手： Eminem

时长： 02:09

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White Michael Jordan (白人的迈克·尔乔丹) - Eminem (埃米纳姆)[00:00:00]

I'm like a white Michael Vick[00:00:01]

Psycho enough to stick Michael J Fox in a microwave[00:00:03]

With a rock[00:00:05]

I might make a little alazae with a side of[00:00:06]

Nyquil and a ride of motorcycle fight right through the[00:00:08]

Side of my high school[00:00:10]

Satans disciple with a sniper rifle and a knife and[00:00:12]

A white diaper labble the sh*t on you while I[00:00:14]

Snipe you[00:00:16]

So dopy gets a ropy yes it's put inappropriate way[00:00:17]

To start off this day he made us smart off[00:00:19]

To dre[00:00:21]

He may be hard to contain 'cause his rages so[00:00:21]

Hard to gauge see hannibal ate his face and made[00:00:23]

Jason gnawed off his leg[00:00:25]

What makes him hard off her raises a blades and[00:00:26]

Anything sharp even poisonous darts it all plays a major[00:00:28]

Part in his game holy water won't ward him off[00:00:30]

Crucifixes won't do the trick he's so sick it's ridiculous[00:00:33]

Saw the crazy part off his brain and he stood[00:00:35]

Insane why is there blood stains on his carpet mane[00:00:37]

It's some crazy sh*t going on in shadys apartment again[00:00:39]

News flash I'm still trashed some pills should have killed[00:00:43]

My ass but they didn't they just made me stronger[00:00:46]

It's like they rebuilt in my ass like the six[00:00:48]

Million dollar man after the crash it's half the man[00:00:50]

B**ch in my milk glass and still have fifty[00:00:52]

Yeah tip me hell isn't enough they need to invent[00:00:55]

Someone new to sing me as sick as I'm getting[00:00:57]

They'll stick me in a conventional oven with the rotisserie[00:01:00]

Setting and won't even notice me sweating[00:01:02]

Should I dun layed a verse says some foul sh*t[00:01:04]

Trying to go back fix it f**ked around and just[00:01:06]

Made it worse[00:01:08]

Yeah I'm back lookin no worse for where got these[00:01:09]

Haters mad another rip of the hair start punching the[00:01:11]

Air panicked someone to punch at the can functionin shady[00:01:14]

And royce f**k yeah what a dysfunctional pair[00:01:17]

So stop acting like a punk get a pair take[00:01:19]

A pill and fall the f**k out spill your lunch[00:01:22]

In the chair[00:01:23]

I'll do a hundred yard dash just to slash kim[00:01:26]

Kardashian in the ass with a shard of glass from[00:01:28]

Nick hogans car crash human of like the passenger of[00:01:30]

That don't be a smartass yeah laugh when you sit[00:01:32]

There thinkin that the hard part passed[00:01:35]

You haven't seen pain till leatherface flips mane I'll cut[00:01:36]

Your f**king balls off homie my saws off the chain[00:01:38]

I chop the b**ch in half with it sawed off[00:01:41]

Her legs and the top half of her torso f**king[00:01:43]

Crawled off and sang[00:01:45]

I ain't seen sh*t like that since I went to[00:01:46]

Mike Jacks took the hell of a man scoffed f**ked[00:01:48]

It and put it right back handed my dick the[00:01:50]

Buttholes while he sucked it and licked my nut sack[00:01:52]

Can't even reach around while I f**ked him right in[00:01:54]

His butt crack[00:01:56]

Nah I ain't takin it back faggot f**k that I[00:01:57]

Give a f**k about nothin so here's where you f**ked[00:01:59]

Up at don't go touching that can man you don't[00:02:01]

Wanna open up that wait ahh sh*t[00:02:04]

Fade out[00:02:06]