《Ebay ’eck》歌词

歌曲： Ebay ’eck

所属专辑：Never Mind the Hotpots

歌手： The Lancashire Hotpots

时长： 02:40

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Ebay 'eck - The Lancashire Hotpots[00:00:00]

Deidre were the name of my first wife[00:00:02]

And she really were the true love of my life[00:00:07]

But she ran off with me best mate Jim[00:00:11]

And I really do miss him[00:00:14]

'Cos we used go crown green bowling Tuesday night[00:00:16]

Around the house I still see Deidre's face[00:00:22]

In the nick-nacks that she left around the place[00:00:26]

And my hearts in dis-array[00:00:31]

So I'm flogging her stuff on e-bay[00:00:34]

Yes ee-by-eck Ebay is really ace[00:00:36]

And theres a starting bid of a quid[00:00:40]

On the Bullseye teatowel[00:00:43]

I got two bids in for the Ronan Keating hat[00:00:46]

And there's two hours to go[00:00:50]

On the Fred Dibnah photo[00:00:53]

Yes Ebay's great for selling all your tat[00:00:55]

Oh yes cocker the post it is free[00:01:00]

On my Deidres Patrick Swayze DVD[00:01:05]

I feel like c'auctioning my hat[00:01:09]

But until then I'll start[00:01:12]

By selling all her Right Said Fred CD's[00:01:15]

Oh believe you me I'm auctioning the lot[00:01:20]

Please check out all the feedback I have got[00:01:25]

I'm selling Chesney Hawkes tour posters[00:01:29]

And backstreet boys drink coasters[00:01:32]

And a Bon Jovi mug that changes colour when it's hot hot hot[00:01:34]

And theres a starting bid of a quid[00:01:39]

On the Bullseye teatowel[00:01:41]

I got two bids in for the Ronan Keating hat[00:01:44]

And there's two hours to go[00:01:49]

On the Fred Dibnah photo[00:01:51]

Yes Ebay's great for selling all your tat[00:01:53]

I've sold the lot and I feel empty inside[00:01:59]

And my true emotions can no longer hide[00:02:03]

But I'll tell thee summat for knowt[00:02:08]

I've had a look in me PayPal account[00:02:11]

There's two grand in there[00:02:13]

I'm off to buy a Russian bride[00:02:15]

Come on [00:02:17]

And theres a starting bid of a quid[00:02:17]

On the Bullseye teatowel[00:02:20]

I got two bids in for the Ronan Keating hat[00:02:23]

And there's two hours to go[00:02:27]

On the Fred Dibnah photo[00:02:30]

Yes Ebay's great for selling all your tat[00:02:32]