《I Fear Ikea(Karaoke Version)》歌词

歌曲： I Fear Ikea(Karaoke Version)

所属专辑：The Lancashire Hotpots’ Christmas Cracker

歌手： The Lancashire Hotpots

时长： 02:44

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I Fear Ikea - The Lancashire Hotpots[00:00:00]

Now let me tell of a shop that fills me with dread[00:00:03]

It's blue and it's yellow but I always see red[00:00:09]

It's a furniture store that makes me want to shout[00:00:14]

'Cos once you've entered you can't find your way out[00:00:19]

That's why I fear Ikea[00:00:22]

I won't go there again[00:00:27]

I don't want a bookcase called Billy[00:00:30]

Or a table called Sven[00:00:34]

Just don't go of a Satdee if you don't want fer queue[00:00:38]

And that doesn't include th'hour sat on't M62[00:00:43]

If you go of a Wednesday well it just makes you laugh[00:00:48]

It's the size of Belgium but there's no bloody staff[00:00:53]

That's why I fear Ikea[00:00:57]

I won't go there again[00:01:02]

I don't want a bookcase called Billy[00:01:05]

Or a table called Sven[00:01:09]

It's a good 10 mile walk if you just want a shelf[00:01:13]

Hang on you want me to go in th' warehouse and pick it meself[00:01:18]

Well I struggled we trolley I didn't get very far[00:01:23]

And the boxes were that big they didn't fit in the car[00:01:28]

That's why I fear Ikea[00:01:32]

I won't go there again[00:01:37]

I don't want a bookcase called Billy[00:01:40]

Or a table called Sven[00:01:44]

Michael Palin he's traveled the world once or twice[00:01:48]

They said[00:01:53]

Why don't you explore Ikea Michael That'd be nice[00:01:53]

Well the men at the Beeb must have been off their heads[00:01:58]

He went missing a week ago between kitchens and beds[00:02:03]

That's why I fear Ikea[00:02:07]

I won't go there again[00:02:11]

I don't want a bookcase called Billy[00:02:15]

Or a table called Sven[00:02:19]

That's why I fear Ikea[00:02:23]

I won't go there again[00:02:27]

I don't want a bookcase called Billy[00:02:30]

Or a table called Sven[00:02:35]