所属专辑:Tha Triflin’ Album (Explicit)
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Ladies and gentleman that ni**a king tee and the [00:00:02]
Al cum a holiks [00:00:07]
Pooh-butts play the rear cause I'm makin yapes [00:00:09]
The rhymes ain't no thicker than a skittle grapes [00:00:12]
A lot of girls would like to thank me for the hanky-panky [00:00:14]
On the mic I hold a belt now I know no one could spank me [00:00:17]
It took a long time for the people to hear my rhymes [00:00:19]
Seems like I been rappin since my birth in '69 [00:00:22]
Sorry to keep you waitin I run rhymes like walter payton [00:00:24]
I get a rhyme like spokes on a dayton [00:00:26]
But I won't knock off because I just rock off [00:00:29]
The beats to get funky like when you take your sock off [00:00:31]
To all the white folks I would like to say howdy [00:00:34]
And to all my brothers I say peace quit actin rowdy [00:00:36]
Wack mcs in ninety-two ew you need to take a rest [00:00:39]
The public don't you aim the best you're softer than a hookers chest [00:00:41]
Raps I make em snaps I make em [00:00:44]
For duties movin booties cause I shake shake shake em [00:00:46]
And I got rhymes funky funky rhymes [00:00:48]
E -swift hold the needle down with nickels and dimes [00:00:51]
I drink olde english st. ide's and mickeys [00:00:53]
When it's time to roll I throw on my black dickeys [00:00:56]
On the mic I get wicked like wilson pickett [00:00:58]
I get the place jumpin like a cricket when I kick sh*t [00:01:00]
I'm from the west coast but don't sleep home-stimpy [00:01:03]
Even if I was a paperboy you still couldn't rip me [00:01:05]
I walk up and chalk up pairs like the knicks [00:01:07]
I'm all in the mix like snares and kicks [00:01:10]
When it comes to rhymes I get loose like belt buckles [00:01:13]
Those who chose to oppose this nose is felt knuckles [00:01:15]
(Where you goin' to) to the tip [00:01:17]
(And what cha bout to do) bout to rip [00:01:19]
Some people use the word funky too loosely [00:01:23]
And just how many rappers say they kick it like bruce lee [00:01:25]
(What's your favorite brew) olde e [00:01:28]
(And what it make you do) go pee [00:01:29]
It used to be about rhymes all about rhymes [00:01:32]
Now rappers rearrangin and changin like times [00:01:34]
I got it bad y'all I got it bad y'all [00:01:37]
When it comes to the pen and the pad y'all [00:01:39]
I got it bad y'all I got it bad y'all [00:01:41]
When it comes to the pen and the pad y'all [00:01:44]
That hollys [00:01:48]
That hollys [00:01:53]
Back the f**k up gimme room to breath [00:01:57]
Not too many niggaz can flip the rhymes like these [00:01:59]
I freak the technique as if it was a b**ch [00:02:01]
Got more soul than the pit with a fifth [00:02:04]
Pitch the ball so I can beat it with the bat [00:02:06]
Talk some sh*t so I can smoke ya with my gat [00:02:09]
I'm feelin kind feelin kinda feelin kinda feelin kinda [00:02:11]
Feelin kinda buzzed off a sack of chocolate tie [00:02:14]
My my my ho I like to rip the shows up [00:02:16]
Smack the hoes that walk around with they nose up [00:02:18]
Run to the liquor store before they close up [00:02:21]
Buy a few 40s cause daily I get to' up [00:02:23]
Sit at the crib and write riggy riggy rhymes [00:02:26]
Line after line after liggy liggy line [00:02:28]
Yo I can get funky buy my tape and bump me [00:02:30]
To the break of dawn I hit the bud and pass it on [00:02:33]
Hangin at the park shootin craps on the weekend [00:02:35]
My brown bag is wet cause my tall can is leakin [00:02:38]
Starin at the cops beatin up on rodney [00:02:40]
While a pack of o.g.'s steppin to me tryin to rob me [00:02:43]
Just because I'm d**e niggaz wanna smoke me [00:02:45]
On the mic I get funky while you're doin the hokey-pokey [00:02:48]
Dance steps I think that you should leave to paula [00:02:50]
Alkaholiks is the sh*t e-swift's the smooth bawler [00:02:52]
Is slangin these rhymes like a rock [00:02:55]
Life ain't sh*t but money and a glock [00:02:56]
Don't punch a clock but I cock a fat knot [00:02:59]
So I can smoke a lot of pot that I roll up with tops [00:03:01]
And ya ain't heard sh*t yet I'm just gettin warm [00:03:04]
Like hot butter on say what the popcorn [00:03:07]
I'm headed to the top please give me my props [00:03:10]
My beats are fat as f**k so bump my sh*t in your box [00:03:12]
I love to hit the skinz but then again who doesn't [00:03:14]
I love to hit the herbs cause it leave me feelin buzzin [00:03:17]
I dedicate this chumpie to the poets who can wreck [00:03:19]
And to all the nottie dreads I gots to give them nuff respect [00:03:22]
(where you goin' to) to the tip [00:03:24]
(And what cha bout to do) bout to rip [00:03:26]
Some people use the word funky too loosely [00:03:29]
And just how many niggaz say they kick it like bruce lee [00:03:31]
(What's your favorite brew) olde e [00:03:34]
(And what it make you do) go pee [00:03:36]
It used to be about rhymes all about rhymes [00:03:39]
Now rappers rearrangin and changin like times [00:03:41]
I got it bad y'all I got it bad y'all [00:03:44]
When it comes to the pen and the pad y'all [00:03:46]
I got it bad y'all I got it bad y'all [00:03:48]
When it comes to the pen and the pad y'all [00:03:51]
That hollys [00:03:55]
That hollys [00:04:00]
Up jumps the man with the loot [00:04:04]
Rockin like a troop with the alkaholik group [00:04:05]
Everything is kosher got a little taller [00:04:07]
Livin kinda phat cause king tee's a bawler [00:04:10]
I just irritate the wack leave em so confused [00:04:12]
When I'm checkin on the mic with the ones and twos [00:04:15]
Sneak you a peek of the drunk technique [00:04:18]
Can't stand up need to take a seat [00:04:20]
Baby baby baby it's the alkaholiks [00:04:23]
But I can freak the mic no matter how ya call it [00:04:25]
Metaphors grand and I'm the great man [00:04:27]
Drink a whole fifth yes I can yes I can can [00:04:30]
The girls call me dick em down [00:04:32]
Got that title rockin for the crown [00:04:35]
Catch y'all later around next weekend [00:04:37]
I'm a alkaholik and I'm late for my meeting [00:04:40]