所属专辑:At the Drop of Another Hat
歌手: Flanders & Swann
时长: 06:44
The Gas Man Cometh - Flanders & Swann[00:00:00]
Written by:Donald Swann/Michael Flanders[00:00:01]
'Twas on a Monday morning[00:03:33]
The gas man came to call[00:03:35]
The gas tap wouldn't turn I wasn't getting gas at all[00:03:37]
He tore out all the skirting boards[00:03:41]
To try and find the main[00:03:43]
And I had to call a carpenter to put them back again[00:03:45]
Oh it all makes work for the working man to do[00:03:49]
'Twas on a Tuesday morning[00:03:56]
The carpenter came round[00:03:57]
He hammered and he chiselled and he said 'look what I've found[00:03:59]
Your joists are full of dry rot[00:04:03]
But I'll put it all to rights'[00:04:05]
Then he nailed right through a cable and out went all the lights[00:04:06]
Oh it all makes work for the working man to do[00:04:11]
'Twas on a Wednesday morning[00:04:16]
The electrician came[00:04:18]
He called me 'Mr Sanderson' which isn't quite my name[00:04:19]
He couldn't reach the fuse box[00:04:23]
Without standing on the bin[00:04:25]
And his foot went through a window so I called a glazier in[00:04:27]
Oh it all makes work for the working man to do[00:04:30]
Twas on a Thursday morning[00:04:36]
The glazier came along[00:04:38]
With his blow torch and his putty and his merry glazier's song[00:04:40]
He put another pane in[00:04:45]
It took no time at all[00:04:47]
But I had to get a painter in to come and paint the wall[00:04:48]
Oh it all makes work for the working man to do[00:04:52]
'Twas on a Friday morning[00:04:58]
The painter made a start[00:04:59]
With undercoats and overcoats he painted every part[00:05:01]
Every nook and every cranny[00:05:05]
But I found when he was gone[00:05:07]
He'd painted over the gas tap and I couldn't turn it on[00:05:09]
Oh it all makes work for the working man to do[00:05:13]
On Saturday and Sunday they do no work at all[00:05:16]
So 'twas on a Monday morning that the gas man came to call[00:05:21]