《The Elephant》歌词

歌曲： The Elephant

所属专辑：The Bestiary Of Flanders & Swann

歌手： Flanders & Swann

时长： 02:40

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The Elephant - Flanders & Swann[00:00:00]

A elephant's life is tedious laborious and slow[00:00:05]

I've been an elephant all me life so I blooming well ought to know [00:00:11]

He never forgets a name or face ooooh [00:00:19]

He knows his way from place to place ooooh [00:00:23]

Remembers to be dutiful[00:00:27]

And when to push and when to pull[00:00:29]

An when he's dead the dealer calls[00:00:32]

And buys his tusks for billiard balls ooooh [00:00:34]

And all because an elephant's got a perfect memory [00:00:40]

That wasn't the life for me [00:00:46]

So I'm suffering form amnesia[00:00:48]

My mind's a perfect blank [00:00:53]

Now life is very much easier[00:00:55]

Amnesia's to thank;[00:00:57]

I'm being psychoanalysed [00:00:59]

I lie on a divan[00:01:01]

And flap me ears and try to look a barmy as I can [00:01:03]

I'm an Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac [00:01:08]

And I'll stick in the Elephant's nursing home[00:01:14]

Till I get me memory back [00:01:16]

I'm suffering from Hysteria [00:01:21]

I nearly split me sides [00:01:23]

To watch the others get wearier[00:01:25]

Of giving children rides;[00:01:27]

I've told my psychoanalyst[00:01:29]

That I'm a sacred cow[00:01:31]

I'd like to carry a Howdah[00:01:33]

But I can't remember how [00:01:35]

I'm an Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac [00:01:39]

And I'll stick in the Elephant's nursing home[00:01:43]

Till I get me memory back [00:01:45]

I suffer from Schizophrenia[00:01:51]

It comes on me in spells[00:01:53]

Sometimes I'm King of Armenia[00:01:55]

At others I'm Orson Welles [00:01:57]

I tell them I'm Napoleon[00:01:59]

And all that sort of bunk[00:02:01]

They never guess that all the time[00:02:03]

I'm laughing up me trunk [00:02:05]

I'm an Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac [00:02:08]

And I'll stick in the Elephants' nursing home[00:02:13]

Till I get me memory back [00:02:15]

Tra-tiddle-tumty-tumty tra-tiddletum [00:02:19]

Practising me trumpet half the night [00:02:22]

Tra-tiddle-tumty-tumty tra-tiddletum [00:02:25]

And I'll stick in the Elephants' nursing home[00:02:29]

Till I get me memory get me memory get me memory back[00:02:31]