所属专辑:The Bestiary Of Flanders & Swann
歌手: Flanders & Swann
时长: 02:23
The Wild Boar - Flanders & Swann[00:00:00]
If you hear a loud 'whoosh'[00:00:05]
In the African bush[00:00:07]
And an animal comes to the fore [00:00:09]
Who is basically pig[00:00:11]
But more hairy and big[00:00:13]
You will know you have met with a Boar [00:00:15]
You are glued to the spot;[00:00:19]
Will he kill you or not [00:00:20]
No need to have fears about that [00:00:22]
Now he's made you stand fast [00:00:24]
And you're cornered at last [00:00:26]
All he wants is a nice little chat [00:00:28]
But don't be misled;[00:00:32]
Soon you'll wish you were dead [00:00:34]
That instead he was after your gore [00:00:36]
For Oh Oh what a bore he is what a thundering thumping bore [00:00:41]
In monotonous grunts he will tell you of hunts[00:00:51]
Where for days he'd eluded the field [00:00:53]
He will tell you his sow should be farrowing now[00:00:56]
And enlarge on her annual yield [00:00:59]
He will say with an air that for brushing the hair[00:01:01]
His bristle's the elegant thing [00:01:04]
And proudly confide they are after his hide[00:01:06]
For no less a man than a King [00:01:09]
Then a joke he will try as you stifle a sigh[00:01:12]
And deny that you've heard it before [00:01:16]
Thinking Oh Oh what a bore he is what a thundering thumping bore [00:01:20]
As you laugh at his jokes (Ha ha ha ha ha ha)[00:01:28]
'I'm a popular bloke' he will think [00:01:30]
When you're ready to burst [00:01:33]
Then 'Hello there ' he'll cry[00:01:35]
To each poor passer-by[00:01:37]
The ones that have not seen him first [00:01:40]
For on sight of the beast they will run to the east [00:01:45]
And the north and the west and the south [00:01:48]
And long for the day when his head's on a tray [00:01:50]
With an lemon to stop up his mouth [00:01:54]
They south as they run;[00:01:57]
'He's an excellent son [00:01:58]
An a wonderful fellow We're sure '[00:02:00]
But Oh Oh what a bore he is what a thundering thumping [00:02:05]
Down-in-the-dump-ing[00:02:10]
(Grunt grunt grunt grunt)[00:02:10]
Thumping bore[00:02:12]