《99 Problems)(In the Style of Jay-Z Karaoke Version Teaching Vocal)》歌词

歌曲： 99 Problems)(In the Style of Jay-Z Karaoke Version Teaching Vocal)

所属专辑：Karaoke - R&B/Hip-Hop October 2004

歌手： ProTracks Karaoke

时长： 04:10

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99 Problems) (In the Style of Jay-Z Karaoke Version Teaching Vocal) - ProTracks Karaoke[00:00:00]

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son[00:00:13]

I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one[00:00:16]

I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol[00:00:18]

Foes that want ta make sure my casket's closed[00:00:21]

Rap critics that say he's money cash hoes[00:00:23]

I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those[00:00:26]

If you grew up with holes in your zapatos[00:00:29]

You'd celebrate the minute you was having dough[00:00:31]

I'm like f**k critics you can kiss my whole asshole[00:00:34]

If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward[00:00:36]

Got beef with radio if I don't play they show[00:00:39]

They don't play my hits well I don't give a sh*t so[00:00:41]

Rap mags try and use my black a**[00:00:45]

So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads f**kers[00:00:47]

I don't know what you take me as[00:00:50]

Or understand the intelligence that jay-z has[00:00:52]

I'm from rags to riches niggas I ain't dumb[00:00:54]

I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me[00:00:57]

Ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one[00:01:02]

If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son[00:01:05]

I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me[00:01:07]

Year's '94 and my trunk is raw[00:01:10]

In my rear view mirror is the motherf**king law[00:01:12]

I got two choices y'all pull over the car or hmm[00:01:15]

Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor[00:01:18]

Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with jake[00:01:20]

Plus I got a few dollars I could fight the case[00:01:23]

So I pull over to the side of the road[00:01:25]

I heard son do you know why I'm stopping you for[00:01:28]

Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low[00:01:31]

Or do I look like a mind reader sir I don't know[00:01:33]

Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo[00:01:36]

Well you was doing fifty-five in the fifty-four uh huh[00:01:38]

License and registration and step out of the car[00:01:41]

Are you carrying a weapon on you I know a lot of you are[00:01:43]

I ain't stepping out of sh*t all my papers legit[00:01:47]

Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit[00:01:48]

Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back[00:01:51]

And I know my rights so you going need a warrant for that[00:01:54]

Aren't you sharp as a tack you some type of lawyer or something[00:01:56]

Somebody important or something[00:02:00]

Child I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit[00:02:01]

Enough that you won't illegally search my sh*t[00:02:04]

Well we'll see how smart you are when the k-9 come[00:02:07]

I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me[00:02:09]

Ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one[00:02:14]

If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son[00:02:17]

I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me[00:02:19]

Ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one[00:02:25]

If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son[00:02:27]

I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me[00:02:30]

Now once upon a time not too long ago[00:02:33]

A ni**a like myself had to strong arm[00:02:35]

This is not a ho in the sense of having a p**sy[00:02:38]

But a p**sy having no goddamn sense try and push me[00:02:40]

I tried to ignore 'em talk to the lord[00:02:43]

Pray for 'em cause some fools just love to perform[00:02:45]

You know the type loud as a motorbike[00:02:48]

But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight[00:02:50]

The only thing that's going happen is I'ma get to clapping and[00:02:53]

He and his boys goin' be yapping to the captain[00:02:56]

And there I go trapped in the kit kat again[00:02:58]

Back through the system with the riff raff again[00:03:01]

Fiends on the floor scratching again[00:03:03]

Paparazzi's with they cameras snapping them[00:03:06]

Da tried to give a ni**a shaft again[00:03:08]

Half a mil for bail cause I'm african[00:03:11]

All because this fool was harassing them[00:03:13]

Trying to play the boy like he's saccharine[00:03:16]

But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun[00:03:19]

I got ninety nine problems being a b**ch ain't one hit me[00:03:21]

Ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one[00:03:26]

If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son[00:03:29]

I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me[00:03:31]

Ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one[00:03:37]

If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son[00:03:39]

I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me[00:03:41]

Having girl problems I feel bad for you son[00:03:50]

I got ninety nine problems and a b**ch ain't one[00:03:52]

You're crazy for this one rick it's your boy[00:03:56]