《Couch Potato (Parody of ”Lose Yourself” by Eminem)(Parody of ”Lose Yourself” by Eminem)》歌词

歌曲： Couch Potato (Parody of ”Lose Yourself” by Eminem)(Parody of ”Lose Yourself” by Eminem)

所属专辑：Poodle Hat

歌手： ”Weird Al” Yankovic

时长： 04:18

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Couch Potato (Parody of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)[00:00:00]

Look[00:00:02]

If you had[00:00:05]

One shot[00:00:07]

To sit on your lazy butt[00:00:09]

And watch all the TV you ever wanted[00:00:12]

Until your brain turned to mush[00:00:14]

Would you go for it[00:00:17]

Or just let it slip[00:00:19]

Yo[00:00:20]

Remote is ready[00:00:22]

Eyes wide palms are sweaty[00:00:23]

There's Flintstones on the TV already[00:00:24]

Wilma 'n' Betty[00:00:26]

No virgin to channel surfing[00:00:27]

And I'm HD ready[00:00:28]

So I flip[00:00:30]

Garbage is all I'm getting[00:00:31]

There's Simon Cowell[00:00:33]

Who folks wanna disembowel[00:00:34]

He opens his mouth[00:00:35]

Always says something foul[00:00:36]

They're dying wow[00:00:38]

Wannabes are crying now[00:00:39]

He votes them out[00:00:41]

Time to throw in the towel[00:00:42]

Shows based on reality[00:00:43]

Oh the humanity[00:00:45]

Oh ozzy's family[00:00:46]

Sho' loves profanity[00:00:48]

Whoa the insanity[00:00:49]

Oh dogs that crap and pee[00:00:50]

Home of depravity[00:00:52]

No they live happily[00:00:53]

Yo[00:00:55]

Plus da Ali g show[00:00:55]

And celebrity mole[00:00:57]

Oh and there's Anna Nicole[00:00:58]

Well she's scaring me[00:00:59]

Look ma no cavities[00:01:01]

Oh it's a station break[00:01:02]

Better go out to the kitchen and microwave something[00:01:03]

You're gonna lose your mind watching' TV they told me they'd scold me[00:01:05]

But I'd still tune in every show show[00:01:09]

My cable gets c-span TV-land and hbo[00:01:11]

The travel channel discovery and lifetime yo[00:01:14]

You're gonna lose your mind watching' TV[00:01:16]

They told me cajoled me turn off those music videos no[00:01:19]

I'm gonna watch c-span TV-land and hbo[00:01:22]

The history channel and QVC and lifetime yo[00:01:25]

You're gonna[00:01:28]

My butt is aching[00:01:28]

As I watch NASCAR racing[00:01:29]

That show about undertaking[00:01:31]

Larry king[00:01:33]

To 24 to law and order[00:01:34]

The weather channel's boring like 60 minutes's ancient reporters[00:01:36]

Next up one true Hollywood story[00:01:40]

The rise and decline of twelve actors named Corey[00:01:43]

Shows for next fall they've already been naming[00:01:46]

Csi Boise and touched by an uncle both sound pretty lame 'n'[00:01:48]

So does everybody tolerates Raymond[00:01:53]

And king of queens jumped the shark the first minute[00:01:55]

I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it[00:01:58]

I'll move right on to 8 simple rules for dating my teenaged daughter[00:02:01]

Then I bet[00:02:05]

I watch the bachelorette[00:02:06]

Followed by welcome back kotter[00:02:07]

And the Muppet show where they go 'Mahan Mahan'[00:02:09]

You're gonna lose your mind watching TV[00:02:12]

They told me they'd scold me[00:02:14]

But I'd still tune in every show show[00:02:15]

My cable gets c-span TV-land and HBO[00:02:17]

The Disney channel and age and lifetime yo[00:02:20]

You're gonna lose your mind watching TV[00:02:23]

They told me cajoled me[00:02:25]

But I still love Lisa kudrow drow[00:02:26]

I'm looking at c-span TV-land and HBO[00:02:28]

The playboy channel and court TV and lifetime yo[00:02:31]

You're gonna[00:02:33]

Never missed Melrose place or lost in space[00:02:34]

I've seen each amazing race and without a trace[00:02:36]

But I only watched will and grace one time one day[00:02:39]

Wish I hadn't 'cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay[00:02:42]

Oh and fear factor I watched maybe a half hour[00:02:45]

After that felt like I needed a long shower[00:02:48]

Network execs with naked ambitions[00:02:50]

Next week on fox watch lions eat Christians[00:02:53]

Like to tie up those programming planners[00:02:56]

Make 'em watch all of that junk 'til their heads explode just like scanners[00:02:59]

Leech-covered grub-eating fools on survivor[00:03:03]

Look there's James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of mar rob Schneider[00:03:06]

And there's Gilligan and SpongeBob plus there's MacGyver[00:03:10]

And jay leno has got Madonna hey there's Luke Perry on a[00:03:12]

Special all pig-Latin episode of drew care[00:03:15]

Wanna turn on ET 'cause I'm a gossip freak[00:03:18]

And I gotta know who J lo is marrying this week[00:03:20]

A 30 second spot[00:03:23]

Then we come back to are you hot[00:03:24]

I was planning on recording the sopranos[00:03:26]

I forgot[00:03:28]

I love shows with or without a plot[00:03:30]

I'll stare 'til my legs are numb my eyes bloodshot[00:03:32]

Because I only have got[00:03:34]

One brain to rot[00:03:36]

I'm gonna spend my life watching television a lot[00:03:37]

You're gonna lose your mind watching TV[00:03:40]

They told me they'd scold me[00:03:42]

But I'd still tune in every show show[00:03:43]

My cable gets c-span TV-land and HBO[00:03:45]

The sci-fi channel and amc and lifetime yo[00:03:48]

You're gonna lose your mind watching TV[00:03:51]

They told me cajoled me turn off that Oprah winfrey show no[00:03:53]

I got it on c-span TV-land and HBO[00:03:56]

The learning channel and MTV and lifetime yo[00:03:59]

You're gonna[00:04:02]

You can watch anything you want to man[00:04:04]