所属专辑:Songs For Swingin’ Sellers (Mono)
歌手: Peter Sellers
时长: 06:01
Wouldn't It Be Loverly (那该有多好) - Peter Sellers[00:00:00]
I'd just like to say uh good afternoon Mister Banerjee [00:00:02]
And take this opportunity of welcoming you and your musicians[00:00:06]
To the studio [00:00:11]
I thank you very much I'm very glad to have the opportunity[00:00:12]
Of coming here [00:00:16]
Tell me um have you found that uh [00:00:16]
There has been great enthusiasm[00:00:20]
For George Bernard Shaw in India [00:00:22]
Oh my goodness yes yes we have got a lot of people[00:00:24]
In India and indeed in Pakistan [00:00:27]
Who are loving to hearing the words[00:00:30]
Of George Bernard Shaw [00:00:32]
We are saing to ourselves over there: "This[00:00:34]
Man has got a great white beard [00:00:37]
So therefore he must have great Knowledge "[00:00:39]
And so we are saying to ourselves: "That is what we are[00:00:42]
Wanting that is what we are wanting [00:00:44]
We are wanting to hear words of[00:00:45]
This man so that [00:00:47]
So that we can learn them and sing them and play[00:00:49]
Them "[00:00:51]
Uh have you visited the shrine of GBS[00:00:52]
In Ayot St Lawrence at all [00:00:57]
Well indeed yes We have all been there [00:00:59]
We went on a bus[00:01:01]
Coach tour to Ayr-Ayrton St Lawrence[00:01:02]
And we are saying to[00:01:06]
Ourselves: "My goodness [00:01:07]
Here we are where the great man was living "[00:01:08]
And we went in the first place to look around[00:01:10]
And we are saying: "That[00:01:13]
Is where he was sleeping and this is where he was eating [00:01:15]
And this[00:01:18]
Is another room and [00:01:18]
" Uh all kinds of rooms in this house are very[00:01:20]
Good for us to know of [00:01:23]
Have you uh taken the story of "My Fair Lady"[00:01:25]
And uh uh as it stands [00:01:29]
Or have you changed it at all [00:01:32]
What have you done with it [00:01:33]
Well what what we have done with it you see uh I I am[00:01:35]
Playing uh what is called over here Professor Higgins I am playing[00:01:38]
Professor Umbelahi [00:01:43]
I'm walking through the market place one[00:01:45]
Day uh at near Maharatchme [00:01:47]
Which is near Bombay you Understand [00:01:50]
And I'm walking by there and I am saying to my friend[00:01:52]
Who is with me [00:01:55]
I say: "Look there over there is a beautiful[00:01:56]
Untouchable girl beautiful [00:02:00]
" And he says: "Oh yes but we she is Untouchable [00:02:02]
We don't want to know her " Ah chut and cha I am[00:02:05]
Making her touchable that is what I am doing [00:02:10]
You see and I am Saying to her:[00:02:13]
"Come with me my dear and I will make you a Touchable " [00:02:15]
And she is saying to me: "No I am untouchable that's[00:02:18]
Good enough for me "[00:02:20]
Do you have a good cast [00:02:21]
Oh yes indeed I come from a very high caste [00:02:23]
Oh yes yes oh yes [00:02:26]
I can safely say that [00:02:27]
Uh no no I wasn't referring to [00:02:28]
What I mean is is there a good cast[00:02:30]
In the the show [00:02:32]
Well yes we have a very excellent cast [00:02:34]
I'm sorry I misunderstood you [00:02:37]
You see [00:02:39]
We have all kinds of stars from India [00:02:40]
We have two people from[00:02:44]
Assam We have another woman [00:02:45]
Her has come all the way from Ceylon [00:02:47]
What ah what ah what have you called the songs [00:02:50]
I mean have you changed[00:02:53]
The titles of the songs at all [00:02:54]
Oh yes [00:02:56]
Well naturally we we we have had to um um ah [00:02:56]
Change one or two[00:03:00]
Of the main songs um a-a-ah [00:03:01]
We have featured [00:03:05]
We have now called "Get Me to the Taj Mahal on Time"[00:03:06]
And um ah [00:03:10]
"I've Grown Accustomed to Your Dhoti" [00:03:11]
And I would like to sing for you[00:03:14]
Now this beautiful song uh [00:03:16]
What we are doing on the tour and I think [00:03:20]
When you have heard it you will say: "My goodness me [00:03:24]
What a lovely song "[00:03:28]
Or words to that effect [00:03:30]
All I want is a room somewhere[00:03:35]
Far a-way from the cold night air[00:03:39]
With one enormous chair[00:03:43]
Oh Would it not be lovely[00:03:46]
Lots of chocolate for me to eat[00:03:50]
Lots of coal making lots of heat[00:03:54]
Warm feet warm hands warm foot[00:03:58]
Oh Wouldn't it be lovely[00:04:01]
Oh So lovely sitting abso-bloomin-lutely still[00:04:05]
Watcher cockie [00:04:12]
I would never budge till[00:04:13]
Spring crept on the windowsill[00:04:17]
Someone's head is resting on my knee[00:04:21]
Warm and tender as she can be[00:04:25]
Who'll taking good care of me[00:04:29]
Oh Would it not be lovely[00:04:32]
Lovely lovely lovely[00:04:38]
Aahhhh [00:04:54]
Ooohhhhh [00:04:57]
So loverly sittin' abso-bloomin-lutely still[00:05:01]
I would never budge till[00:05:08]
Spring crept on the windowsill[00:05:12]
Someone's head resting on my knee[00:05:16]
Warm and tender as she can be[00:05:19]
Who'll taking good care of me[00:05:24]
Oh would it not be lovely (Lovely)[00:05:27]
Lovely (Lovely) lovely[00:05:36]
Would it not be lovely[00:05:46]
Would it not be lovely[00:05:48]