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I Met a Girl on Myspace - The Lancashire Hotpots[00:00:00]
Oh I got myself a myspace page[00:00:02]
It really is the best[00:00:04]
I logged into it the tother day[00:00:06]
It said new friend request[00:00:08]
It were from a lass in lancashire[00:00:10]
Her page had loads of hits[00:00:12]
I saw the pictures in her profile[00:00:14]
She had absolutely massive[00:00:16]
Too ra loo ra aye[00:00:18]
Too ra loo ra ayes[00:00:21]
Too ra loo ra loo ra aye[00:00:23]
Too ra loo ra ayes[00:00:25]
Freekey day[00:00:27]
I sent her instant messages[00:00:30]
I posted on her blog[00:00:32]
I said let's meet in wetherspoons[00:00:34]
So we could have a snog[00:00:36]
She said she had no transport[00:00:38]
And so a lift she'd catch[00:00:40]
And if I played my cards right[00:00:43]
I'd get to feel her[00:00:46]
Too ra loo ra aye[00:00:47]
Too ra loo ra ayes[00:00:49]
Too ra loo ra loo ra ayes[00:00:51]
Too ra loo ra ayes[00:00:53]
Word to your mother[00:00:54]
How is your mother[00:00:56]
We walked home from pub together[00:00:58]
I even bought her chips[00:01:00]
I kissed her on the doorstep[00:01:02]
She said can't you kiss me on the lips[00:01:03]
We carried on our courting[00:01:06]
But then I had a reet big shock[00:01:08]
It turns out it wasn't a girl at all[00:01:10]
It was a fella with a massive[00:01:13]
Too ra loo ra aye[00:01:14]
Too ra loo ra ayes[00:01:16]
Too ra loo ra loo ra aye[00:01:18]
Too ra loo ra ayes[00:01:21]