所属专辑:Mr. Hood
歌手: KMD
时长: 03:48
Hard Wit No Hoe - KMD[00:00:00]
I wish I could go along with you[00:00:00]
But I do have a problem [00:00:02]
I've got[00:00:04]
My (Soul )[00:00:04]
But I can't find my (Damn Hoe )[00:00:07]
Damn Damn Damn[00:00:10]
Damn Damn Damn Hoe [00:00:12]
Damn Damn Damn[00:00:15]
Damn Damn Damn Hoe [00:00:17]
Damn Damn Damn[00:00:19]
Damn Damn Damn[00:00:20]
Damn Damn Damn[00:00:22]
Damn Damn Hoe [00:00:24]
Damn[00:00:26]
Poor X not only do[00:00:27]
I headsweat from headsets[00:00:29]
Full time Era come at X[00:00:29]
From knockin' Z's correct[00:00:31]
Next step's to count sheep[00:00:32]
But too many sheep ain't jumpin'[00:00:34]
Hurdles they sleep[00:00:36]
Yeah they sleep[00:00:36]
I think I'll check a shorter story[00:00:37]
Title: Bo's Hoe[00:00:39]
Sound's boring perfect for these[00:00:39]
Sleepless nights [00:00:41]
Though I feel quite over-aged[00:00:42]
Yeah I know [00:00:44]
Turn the page[00:00:45]
Book-marks the first page[00:00:55]
And reads once upon an age[00:00:56]
In a far far land[00:00:58]
Lived three farmers [00:00:59]
Tom Sam and Bo of course[00:01:00]
From behind Tom's black[00:01:02]
Fence Tom peeps across[00:01:02]
Just to witness Sam's crop business[00:01:04]
Boomin' like the big guy's [00:01:06]
But get this[00:01:08]
Sam sold to uncles and cousins [00:01:08]
Poor Tom crams[00:01:10]
He sold his to get a fence[00:01:11]
Like Sam (yeah)[00:01:12]
Page 2: Sam view's the sight[00:01:13]
What goes at Bo's over his picket white[00:01:15]
Slowly he peeks only to see Bo plantin'[00:01:17]
Sweet potatoes with his brand new hoe[00:01:20]
Bo sees Sam but's not frettin' [00:01:22]
More sweatin'[00:01:23]
Thinkin' about steppin' to the crib [00:01:24]
Forgettin'[00:01:26]
'bout his brand new hoe [00:01:26]
Old Mickey D would say Sam's tricky[00:01:27]
The plot thickens [00:01:29]
Onto page 3 [00:01:30]
Damn Damn Damn[00:01:31]
Damn Hoe [00:01:33]
Damn Damn Damn[00:01:34]
Damn Hoe [00:01:35]
Damn Damn Damn[00:01:36]
Damn Damn[00:01:38]
Top of the mornin' [00:01:40]
Sun's up skies are blue[00:01:41]
Once nothin [00:01:42]
Then cock a doodle doo[00:01:43]
All three knew this tool more than well[00:01:45]
Sure beats alarm bells [00:01:47]
They induce head swells[00:01:48]
Well clock says Sam's[00:01:49]
Off to tend to his crop[00:01:50]
Time says Farmer Tom's off to mop[00:01:51]
Bo's up and at 'em [00:01:54]
Then twitches one eye[00:01:55]
For something here is not quite cipher[00:01:56]
E-I-E-I-O screamed Bo[00:01:58]
Left on my lawn [00:02:00]
Now it's gone [00:02:01]
Where's my hoe [00:02:02]
O woe is me [00:02:03]
How will I ever plant seeds[00:02:04]
Lay the fertilizer [00:02:05]
Dig up the weeds [00:02:06]
Plus make true my foremost desire[00:02:07]
To get a picket fence[00:02:09]
And trash the chicken wire [00:02:10]
By uh 100% life gets hard[00:02:12]
When one hoe goes from one's garden[00:02:14]
Damn Damn Damn[00:02:17]
Damn Damn[00:02:19]
Damn Hoe [00:02:20]
Damn Damn[00:02:23]
Damn Damn Damn[00:02:24]
Damn Hoe [00:02:25]
Damn Damn Damn[00:02:27]
Damn Damn[00:02:29]
Damn Hoe [00:02:30]
Damn Damn Damn[00:02:33]
Page 4: Little Bo weeped[00:02:35]
Cleared tears from eyes[00:02:36]
Then Little Bo peeped[00:02:38]
Through a hole in Sam's six foot fence[00:02:39]
Where Sam was seen plantin'[00:02:41]
Tall and short pea plants[00:02:42]
Hence the moral of the fable[00:02:43]
Always keep a boring book[00:02:45]
On your night table[00:02:46]
A Tom is not able[00:02:47]
But when you grow up to be a farmer[00:02:48]
Keep an eye on your yard[00:02:50]
Cuz with no hoe it's hard[00:02:51]
Damn Damn[00:02:54]
Damn Hoe [00:02:54]
Damn Damn[00:02:56]
Damn Hoe [00:02:57]
Damn Damn[00:02:58]
Damn Hoe [00:02:59]
Damn Damn[00:03:00]
Damn Hoe [00:03:01]
Damn Damn[00:03:03]
Damn Hoe [00:03:03]
Damn Damn[00:03:05]
Damn Hoe [00:03:06]
Damn Damn[00:03:07]
Damn Hoe [00:03:08]
Damn Damn[00:03:09]
Damn Hoe[00:03:10]