所属专辑:Mr. Hood
歌手: KMD
时长: 03:53
808 Man - KMD[00:00:01]
Boring same ol' Sunday type shit[00:00:06]
Man kinda boring[00:00:09]
Hey you kid Yeah you[00:00:13]
Ahh what are you listenin to in that there Walkman huh[00:00:16]
The new Gas Face rewrote'd by K M D[00:00:18]
It's kind of funky with a lot of bass[00:00:20]
Yeah but I bet you wonder[00:00:22]
Where they got the bass from huh[00:00:23]
Don't care[00:00:25]
Well let me you this story[00:00:28]
Go on now[00:00:29]
Let him tell you this story[00:00:30]
Friday I believe it was a payday[00:00:31]
Onyx Subroc and myself goes out of subway[00:00:34]
To catch the X train[00:00:36]
The drums roll Brooklyn[00:00:37]
Plan was a night of intense hookin[00:00:38]
We enter the club[00:00:40]
Where we hooked 'til we drop[00:00:41]
When stopped to exit[00:00:43]
I spoke of this prop[00:00:44]
Talked about her bouncing guns[00:00:45]
The word buns was on the tip of my fun swing[00:00:46]
Approached this big fat seven foot[00:00:49]
Said the hood[00:00:53]
Sub and I geesed[00:00:54]
Onyx sped up the block[00:00:55]
And it was fast[00:00:56]
I looked back and Fats was headlockin him[00:00:57]
I was clockin[00:00:59]
About two blocks per minute[00:00:59]
And then I thought[00:01:01]
That voice there's somethin definitely familiar in it[00:01:02]
Not long did I cram[00:01:04]
From the lows[00:01:06]
I knows it was the 808 Man[00:01:06]
Thump thump THUMP[00:01:08]
They heard the Eight-oh-eight[00:01:15]
Clockin crazy mileage like a 60-deck of math[00:01:17]
Ducked into an alley like on Kickdrum Ave[00:01:19]
Stopped and told Sub[00:01:22]
But Sub was stumped[00:01:23]
I said do you recall the bass that thumped[00:01:24]
In the Jeeps of the streets[00:01:26]
As the pedestrian bops[00:01:27]
Heard with vocals where any hip-hop beat drops[00:01:29]
Y'know the bass fool[00:01:31]
But Sub wasn't passin it[00:01:34]
To escape harassment[00:01:36]
I booked like a crook[00:01:37]
Out of sight all my mics was took[00:01:38]
Conscience eatin me[00:01:40]
My boy's hooked in Hook[00:01:41]
Off the 808 Man[00:01:43]
So I peeps to look[00:01:44]
No immediate danger did I see myself in[00:01:45]
Watchin 'round the block thinkin[00:01:47]
Ehh who's missin him[00:01:48]
Onyx was headlocked and Subroc was half nelson'd[00:01:49]
Think I was wrappin up[00:01:51]
Man listen[00:01:53]
Man you guys must have been really scared[00:02:03]
Was I You think I wasn't[00:02:06]
Man I was petri-scared stiff[00:02:08]
What were you thinkin about[00:02:10]
I was thinkin about my cousin Enus[00:02:12]
If he asked me once[00:02:13]
He asked me a dozen times to go bowlin with him[00:02:14]
But still I wasn't runnin from the Bass[00:02:16]
Man as he walked up[00:02:18]
Then from the back of my thoughts I forked up[00:02:19]
The teachings of Mr Hood[00:02:21]
And I began to recall when suddenly it dawned on me[00:02:23]
Lesson one if a sucker tries to come[00:02:26]
Let him come[00:02:28]
By then the hood was up on me[00:02:29]
Lesson two was to recite the words you can't do me none[00:02:31]
Even though you might be bluffin[00:02:33]
It's nothin[00:02:35]
Follow procedure and sure 'nough[00:02:35]
No doubt[00:02:36]
Left that seven foot fat hood whupped out[00:02:37]
Lesson three said a keeper of a hood is his brotherhood[00:02:40]
As we helped him up he said Damn[00:02:42]
You sure pack a punch[00:02:44]
I had a hunch you was a hood[00:02:45]
Well if you ever need bass[00:02:47]
Hook up with the 808 Man[00:02:48]
Say word[00:02:55]
Man tried to get me to throw hands[00:02:58]
I had to go HU HUH[00:02:59]
Yeah check it out yo[00:03:01]
Yo that's a tight headlock true indeed[00:03:02]
Yeah the half nelson got me in a neck brace[00:03:04]
Yeah but kid you know where they got the bass from now[00:03:06]
Yeah yeah word[00:03:11]
But I'll tell you what[00:03:12]
I'll give you this exclusive K M D album tape[00:03:13]
Unreleased[00:03:16]
I'll let my boy Lil' Rock hear it[00:03:20]
I'll let Bill hear it[00:03:21]
And my mom and dad will hear it[00:03:23]
Yo yo don't let nobody dub it[00:03:24]
Don't let nobody dub it[00:03:26]
Don't let somebody dub it[00:03:28]
You'll get funked[00:03:29]
Now scram or 808 Man'll do ya[00:03:30]
Now get up out of here[00:03:33]
You thumpty-hump dump head[00:03:35]
Yeah yeah just scram scram[00:03:37]