《Helicopter》歌词

歌曲： Helicopter

所属专辑：Unapologetic Art Rap

歌手： Open Mike Eagle

时长： 02:14

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Helicopter (直升机) - Open Mike Eagle[00:00:00]

Ladies and Gents I have seen the future[00:00:09]

And pretty soon you'll need[00:00:11]

A PhD to be an English tutor[00:00:12]

You're gonna have to put your[00:00:14]

House up to lease a scooter[00:00:15]

We still work but our bosses are[00:00:17]

Now mean computers[00:00:18]

They make the decisions on[00:00:19]

When our lunch break is given[00:00:20]

On whether the printers need new ink [00:00:22]

Tape or ribbons[00:00:24]

You can't leave there's a brand new stapler missin'[00:00:25]

No Panda Express for their cashew flavored chicken[00:00:27]

We tell on each other for eight cent raises[00:00:30]

And all the comedians make Dane Cook faces[00:00:32]

And the rap has no lyrics just eight hooks pasted[00:00:35]

And the newborn babies are given Facebook pages[00:00:37]

Cause ever since birth we'll be[00:00:40]

Prisoners in a meshwork[00:00:41]

There's a war on terror but[00:00:42]

Innocent people get hurt[00:00:44]

So now Al Qaeda's a system of internet jerks[00:00:45]

And Osama Bin Laden is in your extended network[00:00:48]

I'm getting the hell up outta here via helicopter[00:00:50]

If I have to I'll borrow Psycho's helicopter[00:00:53]

I don't need an umbrella I need a helicopter[00:00:56]

Cause everything here in the[00:00:58]

Scene is getting hella awkward[00:00:59]

So raise your hand if you wanna get on my helicopter[00:01:01]

Gimme some energy if you wanna get on this helicopter[00:01:03]

The only way up outta here is via helicopter[00:01:06]

Cause if my premonition's right this is a demolition site[00:01:08]

We'll have our own paparazzi[00:01:11]

So TMZ'll have its own link for all your toxic hobbies[00:01:13]

And the paparazzi'll have their own paparazzi[00:01:16]

So they'll be stalking each other[00:01:18]

Up in their office lobbies[00:01:20]

Hide in the back for interviews creepin'[00:01:21]

To see what dinner you eatin'[00:01:23]

With Kick-A-Poo seasonin'[00:01:25]

It used to be they could have it up in a few evenings[00:01:26]

Now you Google yourself to find a pic of you sleeping[00:01:28]

Brittney wins the 20 and 12 election[00:01:32]

The Green Party candidate was a worker for Exxon[00:01:34]

Christians promotin' for Jesus' resurrection[00:01:36]

On a keyboard attached to the toilet for them to text on[00:01:39]

Every one of us is living in its reach[00:01:42]

Cause unregistered citizens are a menace in the streets[00:01:44]

And each one of your children is on an independent leash[00:01:47]

And you'll have to have a login to visit Venice Beach[00:01:49]

But not me cause I'm saving to buy a helicopter[00:01:52]

That way I never have to borrow somebody's helicopter[00:01:55]

So raise your hands if you wanna get on my helicopter[00:01:58]

I got a big fat time-traveling helicopter[00:02:00]

And I'm going to the moon[00:02:05]