《Original Butterscotch Confection》歌词

歌曲： Original Butterscotch Confection

所属专辑：Unapologetic Art Rap

歌手： Open Mike Eagle&Busdriver

时长： 02:21

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Original Butterscotch Confection - Open Mike Eagle/Busdriver[00:00:00]

All my niggas with Vulcan ears[00:00:09]

Are auctioneers for these tape deck airlifts[00:00:10]

While these thuggy rugby playing Huggy bears[00:00:12]

Rally for same-sex marriage[00:00:14]

They're having children out of wedlock after latex tearing[00:00:15]

Leaving their honorable families disgraced[00:00:17]

Embarrassed[00:00:20]

They rap in Gaelic hair care tips[00:00:20]

And run sh*t like a legless heiress[00:00:21]

Wait what the f**k am I saying [00:00:23]

The pen's pregnant[00:00:25]

It's waddling with its ankles swollen[00:00:26]

About to give birth to what should[00:00:28]

Have been the Bangles' opus[00:00:30]

It's a bouquet full of faded roses[00:00:31]

But tighter than Lederhosen[00:00:33]

When German tanks invaded Poland[00:00:34]

But not as tight as the acceptance speech[00:00:36]

That I gave the thankful mole men[00:00:38]

As I'm crowned king[00:00:39]

I'm Yao Ming under the turntable molding[00:00:39]

I've got the sexiest job[00:00:41]

Espionage and fandangled coding[00:00:42]

As I lie to millions like Dan Rather[00:00:44]

Well f**k it[00:00:46]

I'll be a dance rapper[00:00:46]

Fastening my pants backwards[00:00:47]

Rambling about Franz Ferdinand and Franz Kafka[00:00:49]

For spittin' it nice[00:00:52]

I'll give you advice like Ann Landers[00:00:53]

And from me you shall be handed lanyards[00:00:54]

Before you're picked clean[00:00:56]

Your haircut's 16 when you're obviously 36[00:00:57]

Gravy drips on your pancreas in my serving dish[00:00:59]

Cause I don't approve bookings[00:01:02]

Of Sexual Chocolate's front man[00:01:03]

I crush his glands to the size of a Hershey's kiss[00:01:05]

In a cursing fit[00:01:07]

We get down like treasure hunters unearthing sh*t[00:01:08]

Nasty as Heather Hunter's leather covered nursing tits[00:01:10]

Writing with feathers from buzzards on weathered rubber[00:01:13]

And these cheddar lovers suck[00:01:15]

Cause they've yet to discover Thirsty Fish[00:01:16]

Mother for your puckered pecker[00:01:18]

When you're dressed like Sgt Pepper[00:01:19]

This larkish feather writes the largest[00:01:21]

Letters on the parchment ever[00:01:22]

Cut the cheddar stutter-stepper and I'll glue your stuff together[00:01:23]

Stuffin' letters cussin' cause I like your mother's muffins better[00:01:26]

See you've been outted by the unexcitable diploma earner[00:01:29]

Sojourner Truth's afterbirth hanging[00:01:31]

Off of some Chola's cursor click[00:01:33]

We stick together like frozen burgers[00:01:34]

The sh*t we spit is original as the oldest[00:01:37]

Werther's Butterscotch confection[00:01:39]

Man these fools can't even rap half as tight[00:01:44]

I be going to their funerals blowing bagpipes aha[00:01:47]

Fool I'm twice as d**e [00:01:52]

I'm longer than an isotopes half-life[00:01:54]

Get it cause I'm long I'm long I'm long[00:01:57]

Either my shlong or my career ugh[00:02:03]

Yea I'm a cypher eradicator No I'm not[00:02:06]

Too old for that sh*t too old for sh*t[00:02:11]

I got go on with it rapping[00:02:13]