所属专辑:Crank It Up - The Music Album
歌手: Jeff Foxworthy
时长: 02:57
Redneck Stomp (Live) - Jeff Foxworthy[00:00:00]
If you've ever been on television more than 5 times[00:00:02]
Describing what the tornadoes sounded like[00:00:05]
You might be a redneck[00:00:10]
If you've ever cut your grass and found a car[00:00:12]
If your dad walks you to school[00:00:16]
Because your in the same grade[00:00:18]
If you've ever been too drunk to fish[00:00:20]
You might be a redneck[00:00:26]
If somebody asks to see your ID and[00:00:29]
You show them your belt buckle[00:00:32]
If every day somebody comes to[00:00:34]
Your house mistakenly thinking your having a[00:00:36]
Yard sale[00:00:39]
If you've ever had to haul a can of paint[00:00:40]
To the top of a water tower to defend[00:00:42]
Your sister's honor[00:00:44]
You might be a redneck[00:00:49]
If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain[00:00:56]
You might be a redneck[00:01:02]
They always make fun of the way I talk[00:01:05]
I keep telling them I said your gonna be[00:01:08]
Real surprised when you get into the habit in[00:01:09]
St Peters burg and say[00:01:11]
Y'all get into the truck[00:01:12]
We going up to the big house[00:01:12]
If you've ever financed a tattoo[00:01:21]
If you've ever made change in the offering plate[00:01:24]
You might be a redneck[00:01:29]
We have words in the south they don't have[00:01:32]
In other parts of the country[00:01:34]
Now you come to the south[00:01:36]
We have words like yu'nt to[00:01:37]
We going to the mall yu'nt to[00:01:40]
What letter does that start with[00:01:44]
Does anybody know[00:01:46]
I like this word alot alight[00:01:49]
That's a word in Texas alight[00:01:53]
Round lunch time every day[00:01:56]
You'll hear somebody say[00:01:57]
Hey jeet yet naw dju[00:01:59]
Yu'nt to alight[00:02:05]
If you go to the family reunion to meet women[00:02:14]
If you smoked during your wedding[00:02:18]
You might be a redneck[00:02:23]
And last but not least[00:02:26]
If you see a sign that says say no to crack[00:02:27]
And it reminds you to pull your jeans up[00:02:30]