《Redneck Games (With Alan Jackson) (Album Version)》歌词

歌曲： Redneck Games (With Alan Jackson) (Album Version)

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歌手： Jeff Foxworthy

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Redneck Games (With Alan Jackson) (Album Version) - Jeff Foxworthy (杰夫·福克斯沃茨)[00:00:00]

Written by：Scott Rouse[00:00:00]

Greetings y'all[00:00:00]

And welcome all you danged foreigners[00:00:04]

From other nations[00:00:06]

Dear lord be with our guests[00:00:09]

And prepare them for the butt whopping[00:00:11]

They are about to receive[00:00:13]

The Olympics in Georgia[00:00:24]

God you know we're gonna screw that up[00:00:26]

I guarantee you when they let those doves go[00:00:30]

At the opening ceremony[00:00:32]

There are gonna be guys in the parking[00:00:33]

Lot with shotguns[00:00:35]

And we will not have a flame that big[00:00:40]

Without a pig on it I guarantee it[00:00:42]

Some fat guy going danged good barbecue[00:00:48]

Top of them stairs up there[00:00:50]

They ain't got no hand rail be careful[00:00:53]

Of all the games that the rednecks play[00:00:56]

There's some crazy events[00:01:00]

Well if you know about the redneck ways[00:01:04]

Then it makes perfect sense[00:01:08]

Hell the Olympic rings will be[00:01:12]

Five old tires nailed together[00:01:14]

See that's my fear they're gonna get the list of events[00:01:18]

They gonna have no idea what half[00:01:20]

This stuff is suppose to be[00:01:22]

Like for fencing[00:01:24]

They'll be giving people bailing wire and sheet metal[00:01:25]

There probably have to cancel water polo[00:01:30]

After the first two or three horses drown[00:01:32]

I tell you instead of discus throwing[00:01:36]

They'll be flinging ford hubcaps[00:01:38]

You can't blame them for the way they are[00:01:44]

But you can sit back and grin[00:01:48]

'Cause they'll do something that is so bizarre[00:01:52]

You'll want to see it again[00:01:56]

If you could ever get inside their minds[00:02:00]

There's no telling what you might find[00:02:04]

They just do things in a different way[00:02:08]

All the games that the rednecks play[00:02:12]

And you know they haven't even thought about it[00:02:16]

But the river they're having the kayak races on[00:02:18]

Is the same river they filmed deliverance at[00:02:20]

That ought to add a whole degree of difficulty[00:02:24]

Shouldn't it[00:02:26]

'Cause if Ned Batty couldn't make it down[00:02:28]

That thing a French man[00:02:30]

In a pair of bicycle pants ain't got a chance[00:02:31]

Be prepared to watch the wildest show[00:02:36]

Making her out in the line[00:02:40]

You may not see them bringing home the gold[00:02:44]

But they'll sure make mama proud[00:02:48]

If you could ever get inside their minds[00:02:52]

There's no telling what you might find[00:02:56]

They just do things in a different way[00:03:00]

All the games that the rednecks play[00:03:04]

Hey hey ed I got a white one[00:03:12]