所属专辑:Greatest Bits
歌手: Jeff Foxworthy
时长: 02:58
Redneck Stomp (Album Version)[00:00:00]
Jeff Foxworthy[00:00:02]
If you've ever been on television more than 5 times[00:00:03]
Describing what the tornadoes sounded like [00:00:06]
You might be a redneck [00:00:11]
If you've ever cut your gra*s and found a car [00:00:13]
If your dad walks you to school because your in the same grade [00:00:16]
If you've ever been too drunk to fish you might be a redneck[00:00:21]
If somebody asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle [00:00:30]
If every day somebody comes to your house mistakenly thinking your having a[00:00:35]
Yard sale [00:00:38]
If you've ever had to haul a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend[00:00:40]
Your sister's honor [00:00:44]
You might be a redneck [00:00:49]
If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain [00:00:56]
You might be a redneck [00:01:02]
They always make fun of the way I talk I keep telling them I said your gonna be[00:01:05]
Real surprised when you get into the habit in St Petersburg and say [00:01:09]
"Y'all get into the truck we goin up to the big house "[00:01:11]
If you've ever financed a tattoo [00:01:21]
If you've ever made change in the offering plate [00:01:25]
You might be a redneck [00:01:29]
We have words in the south they don't have in other parts of the country [00:01:32]
Now you come to the south we have words like yu'nt to [00:01:36]
We goin to the mall yu'nt to [00:01:41]
What letter does that start with does anybody know [00:01:44]
I like this word alot aight [00:01:50]
That's a word in Texas aight [00:01:53]
Round lunch time every day you'll hear somebody say [00:01:57]
"hey jeet yet naw dju Yu'nt to Aight "[00:01:59]
If you go to the family reunion to meet women [00:02:14]
If you smoked during your wedding [00:02:19]
You might be a redneck [00:02:24]
And last but not least[00:02:26]
If you see a sign that says say no to crack [00:02:28]
And it reminds you to pull your jeans up[00:02:31]