《The Winkle Man》歌词

歌曲： The Winkle Man

所属专辑：The Collection - Ska Classics!

歌手： Judge Dread

时长： 02:54

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The Winkle Man - Judge Dread[00:00:00]

I'll tell you a story about a geezer called the winkle man[00:00:05]

A right dirty sod[00:00:09]

The winkle man comes down the street[00:00:11]

And serves all the lady's[00:00:14]

What do you know nine months on[00:00:17]

They've all got cramps and baby's[00:00:20]

The funny thing about he was right little shrimp[00:00:23]

He used to sell them cellar[00:00:35]

And according to the dirty talk[00:00:37]

He asked them what they liked best[00:00:40]

The knob end or the stalk[00:00:43]

No wonder why a woman used to come in here[00:00:46]

With a smile on her face[00:00:48]

I'll smash his face in[00:00:50]

He'd go down to his local pub[00:00:59]

For a pint and a packet of brick's[00:01:01]

The barmaid's got a 48[00:01:04]

And he always grabs her tits like coconuts[00:01:07]

A girl he had was a noisy bird[00:01:22]

She used to scream and moan[00:01:24]

She shouted help he said you silly cow[00:01:27]

I can manage on me own[00:01:30]

What do you want to bring the neighbors in then[00:01:33]

Oh what do you want a gang bang then[00:01:35]

She said I was a virgin[00:01:45]

Now I've been dumped twice in a day[00:01:47]

He said twice but it's only once[00:01:51]

She said right you gonna dash away[00:01:54]

Alright be gentle with me it's only my second time today[00:01:57]

When he was young and in his prime[00:02:09]

He'd have a woman any old time[00:02:12]

Now he's old and getting gray[00:02:14]

He seems to like the other way[00:02:17]

Well I suppose there's no harm in him being a shirt lifter[00:02:20]

It just means there's more birds for all the fellows in the pub[00:02:24]

Winkle winkle[00:02:27]

Oh Christ here he comes again gay boys in bondage[00:02:28]

Do you want a drink[00:02:32]

Yes please sailor[00:02:33]

Who are you calling sailor I'll smash you in the gut[00:02:35]

Up yours butch[00:02:38]

I'll give you up yours you bum bugler take that[00:02:39]