《The Winkle Man》歌词

歌曲： The Winkle Man

所属专辑：Big Six

歌手： Judge Dread

时长： 02:57

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The Winkle Man - Judge Dread[00:00:00]

I'll tell you a story[00:00:05]

About a geezer called the winkle man[00:00:06]

A right dirty sod[00:00:09]

The winkle man comes down the street[00:00:11]

And serves all the ladys[00:00:14]

What do you know[00:00:17]

Nine months on[00:00:18]

They've all got cramps and babys[00:00:20]

The funny thing about[00:00:23]

He was right little shrimp[00:00:23]

He used to sell them cellary[00:00:35]

And according to the dirty talk[00:00:37]

He asked them what they liked best[00:00:40]

The knob end or the stalk[00:00:43]

No wonder why a woman[00:00:46]

Used to come in here[00:00:47]

With a smile on her face[00:00:47]

I'll smash his face in[00:00:50]

He'd go down to his local pub[00:00:58]

For a pint and a packet of brisk's[00:01:01]

The barmaid's got a 48[00:01:04]

And he always grabs her tits[00:01:07]

A girl he had was a noisy bird[00:01:22]

She used to scream and moan[00:01:24]

She shouted help[00:01:27]

He said you silly cow[00:01:29]

I can manage on me own[00:01:30]

What do you want to bring[00:01:33]

The neighbors in then[00:01:34]

Oh what do you want[00:01:35]

A gang bang then[00:01:36]

She said[00:01:45]

I was a virgin[00:01:45]

Now I've been dumped twice in a day[00:01:47]

He said twice[00:01:51]

But it's only once[00:01:52]

She said right[00:01:54]

You gonna dash away[00:01:55]

Allright be gentle with me[00:01:57]

It's only my second time[00:01:59]

Today[00:02:01]

When he was young and in his prime[00:02:09]

He'd have a woman any old time[00:02:12]

Now he's old and getting gray[00:02:15]

He seems to like the[00:02:17]

Other way[00:02:19]

Well I suppose there's no harm[00:02:21]

In him being a shirt lifter[00:02:22]

It just means there's more birds for[00:02:23]

All the fellows in the pub[00:02:25]

Winkle winkle[00:02:26]

Oh christ[00:02:28]

Here he comes again[00:02:29]

Gay boys in bondage[00:02:30]

Do you want a drink[00:02:32]

Yes please sailor[00:02:33]

Who are you calling sailor[00:02:35]

I'll smash you in the gut[00:02:36]

Up your's butch[00:02:38]

I'll give you up your's[00:02:39]

You bum burgler take that[00:02:40]