所属专辑:Stories From Norway: The Diving Tower
歌手: Ylvis
时长: 02:11
Tor Kraft - Ylvis (伊尔维萨克兄弟)[00:00:00]
Written by:Vegard Ylvisåker/Bård Ylvisåker/Christian Løchstøer & Lars Devik[00:00:00]
Producer:Lars Devik/Ylvis[00:00:00]
Shut up and listen I will show you how it's done[00:00:06]
The process with your diving board has already begun[00:00:09]
I can already tell that you're thinking too small[00:00:12]
You need to build big or build nothing at all[00:00:16]
I know it's not politically correct to say[00:00:19]
But diving boards are tiny and well kind of gay[00:00:22]
I won't hear another word about this diving board crap[00:00:25]
Let's build something huge that puts Hamar on the map[00:00:29]
He's the man who makes it bigger[00:00:32]
Tor can make it stronger[00:00:34]
Everything is better with Kraft[00:00:36]
He will use his power[00:00:39]
Maximize the tower Tor Kraft[00:00:41]
Priscilla cup of coffee[00:00:47]
No the small one[00:00:49]
The small one[00:00:50]
Thank you[00:00:51]
You see everything looks better if you maximize[00:00:52]
If you like it then imagine it twice the size[00:00:55]
Let's multiply and magnify and double by ten[00:00:58]
And then triple and quadruple it again and again[00:01:02]
For location I'm thinking in the middle of the lake[00:01:05]
Pointless and expensive and hard to make[00:01:09]
Then we add a bridge built with floating cement[00:01:12]
And then we scale it up 500 percent[00:01:15]
He's the man who makes it bigger[00:01:20]
Tor can make it stronger[00:01:22]
Everything is better with Kraft[00:01:24]
Watch him use his power[00:01:27]
To maximize the tower Tor Kraft[00:01:29]
Quiet when he's etching[00:01:34]
Silent when he's sketching[00:01:35]
Genius at work Tor Kraft[00:01:37]
Look he is on fire[00:01:41]
Architect Messiah Tor Kraft[00:01:42]
Yes yes yes I did it[00:01:46]
The tower is finished[00:01:51]
Genius creation[00:01:54]
Diving board sensation[00:01:55]
Lucky thing you chose Tor Kraft[00:01:57]
The tower's finished[00:01:59]
Kraft you need it[00:02:00]
Kraft he makes it[00:02:02]
Kraft[00:02:04]
He's Tor Kraft[00:02:07]
Kraft[00:02:07]