所属专辑:The Peoples Champ
歌手: Paul Wall
时长: 04:47
I I I've got the internet goin nuts[00:00:00]
I'm comin straight up outta that chatroom[00:00:13]
And live from the message board[00:00:17]
I'm at the crib all by myself[00:00:19]
Chattin online when I'm bored[00:00:21]
Oh my Lord[00:00:23]
BlackPlanet got all the[00:00:24]
And all the freaks[00:00:26]
I'll get your page and send a note[00:00:27]
Then hit me back when it's time to creep[00:00:29]
I'm tryin to reach this girl Monique[00:00:31]
Her screen name is ChynaDoll[00:00:33]
She's light brown with big thighs[00:00:34]
And standin five foot seven tall[00:00:36]
If she don't call me it's okay[00:00:39]
I'll hit up SexyEyez02[00:00:40]
Sophomore at TSU[00:00:41]
And she run track[00:00:43]
That's what it do[00:00:45]
I'll send a note to my girl Crystal[00:00:46]
She ShootiNStarr99[00:00:48]
She uploaded some sexy pictures[00:00:50]
And oh my God that girl is fine[00:00:52]
Wine and dine[00:00:54]
But not this time[00:00:55]
I pimp the keyboard[00:00:57]
I'm online[00:00:57]
Talkin fly in the chatroom[00:00:58]
My conversation is goin down[00:01:00]
Where you from[00:01:02]
Where you at[00:01:03]
Lil' momma sho' talkin nice[00:01:04]
I tell her meet me at U of H right[00:01:06]
By the towers later on tonight[00:01:08]
I'm sendin all my girls a kite[00:01:10]
I'm tryin to find some internet hype[00:01:12]
Just hit me up on my Sidekick[00:01:13]
I'm signin off and I'm switchin the site[00:01:15]
I've got the internet goin nuts[00:01:18]
P P Paul Wall baby[00:01:25]
What'chu know 'bout me[00:01:42]
I'm on that five nine South Lee baby[00:01:43]
Holla at me[00:01:47]
Okay I signed on to this DallasPeeps[00:01:48]
On the hunt for a couple freaks[00:01:51]
I'm logged on and I'm ready to chat[00:01:52]
Where you at let's meet and great[00:01:54]
These sexy[00:01:56]
At U and T[00:01:57]
I'm sendin e notes talkin fly[00:01:58]
If you lookin for late night love[00:02:00]
Holla at me girl I'm your guy[00:02:02]
I met a girl on CollegeClub[00:02:04]
Her screen name was Jazzy Brown[00:02:06]
She told me when I come to her town[00:02:08]
To hit her up and it's goin down[00:02:10]
She e mailed me this old picture before she had her baby boy[00:02:12]
I was ready to pay her a visit[00:02:16]
She used to look like KeToi[00:02:17]
But[00:02:19]
One too many Almond Joys[00:02:20]
I went and seen this girl in person[00:02:22]
But when that big[00:02:27]
Opened the door I d**n near started cryin and cursin[00:02:30]
Just too many neck bites and[00:02:35]
Not enough roadrunner[00:02:37]
But big girls need love too[00:02:39]
So I beat it up like Royal Rumble[00:02:41]
S**t[00:02:43]
Lil' momma looked like a whale she broke the scale[00:02:44]
I told her baby I gotta bail[00:02:47]
I won't tell if you won't tell[00:02:49]
What the hell[00:02:51]
The first minute I got in range of the nearest Dell[00:02:52]
I changed my screenname and my number[00:02:55]
This internet pimpin still prevails[00:02:56]
So I log on to the Facebook[00:03:29]
I'm tryin to find me a good look[00:03:31]
I'm lookin for a lil' one night love[00:03:33]
I throw the bait and they bite the hook[00:03:35]
I holla at that boy Goo[00:03:37]
My potnah puttin me up on game[00:03:39]
He let me know which girls are freaks[00:03:41]
And e mailed me they screennames[00:03:43]
I hit 'em up like it ain't no thang[00:03:44]
How you do and it's nice to meet'cha[00:03:47]
Late night a few e mails later[00:03:49]
I'm knockin senorita out her sneakers[00:03:51]
Hit me up on that home board[00:03:53]
And we can chat baby all night long[00:03:57]
What's the scoop you goin to school[00:04:01]
Maybe pimpin that 9 to 5[00:04:03]
Download my computer love[00:04:05]
And get a taste of my hard drive[00:04:06]
I'm on the search for cybersluts[00:04:08]
Lookin at pics on in the mix[00:04:10]
Tryin to find a computer check[00:04:12]
With a webcam that'll make a flick[00:04:14]
Hit me up on that AOL[00:04:16]
Instant Messenger what it do[00:04:18]
My DSL is fast as lightning on the hunt for this mooshu[00:04:20]
You got some potnahs that's just like you[00:04:23]
Call your crew and I'll call mine too[00:04:26]
Just take a look at my hit count[00:04:28]
This internet pimpin thang ain't new[00:04:30]