所属专辑:Asleep In The Bread Aisle (Explicit)
时长: 03:37
Bad Day - Asher Roth[00:00:00]
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And it just keeps going[00:00:12]
一切还在持续[00:00:16]
And it just keeps [00:00:16]
只是一直持续[00:00:17]
So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave[00:00:17]
我现在在机场准备离开[00:00:19]
Heading to a friends wedding[00:00:19]
去参加一个朋友的婚礼[00:00:20]
In the NYC[00:00:20]
在纽约[00:00:21]
But my head has been spinning I'm forgetting to eat [00:00:21]
但是我的头很晕 我忘记吃东西了[00:00:23]
All this jet setting has really been getting to me [00:00:23]
我真的达到了这种阶层的生活吗[00:00:26]
It's already 1120 and I'm ready to[00:00:26]
现在已经是11点20分 我准备睡一觉[00:00:27]
Sleep but instead[00:00:27]
但是恰恰相反[00:00:28]
I end up sitting in the 27th seat [00:00:28]
我最后坐在了第27号的座位上[00:00:30]
An isle seat fine by me but the guy[00:00:30]
一个靠走道的位置适合我 但是[00:00:32]
That's insides always trying to pee [00:00:32]
坐在里边的人都是出去上厕所[00:00:34]
With a wild child behind that's crying[00:00:34]
还有一个粗野的孩子在后面哭泣[00:00:35]
And keeps flipping out and kicking[00:00:35]
我都快疯掉了[00:00:38]
At me while it violently screams[00:00:38]
所有的尖叫声都打击着我[00:00:39]
So I silently plead Oh God please let[00:00:39]
所以我默默地恳求上帝[00:00:41]
There be a hunny sitting 27B[00:00:41]
让亲爱的坐在27B的位置[00:00:42]
But of course a morbidly obese beast[00:00:42]
但是当然是一个病态肥胖的人面兽心的人[00:00:44]
Is in the seat that weeses when it[00:00:44]
是维斯的座位吗[00:00:46]
Breathes dude sitting D[00:00:46]
当那个打扮时髦的花花公子坐在D的位置上[00:00:47]
Is at least three deep and he keeps[00:00:47]
至少有三个更深层的[00:00:49]
Telling me what is wrong with his knees[00:00:49]
他告诉我他的膝盖怎么了[00:00:51]
Alls good slaughter [00:00:51]
为屠杀叫好[00:00:52]
Just need water but for a bottle[00:00:52]
但是对于一个瓶子来说它只需要水[00:00:54]
They charge two dollars[00:00:54]
他们收取2美元[00:00:55]
And when I thought that it couldn't[00:00:55]
当我认为[00:00:57]
Be worse I forgot my iPod [00:00:57]
一切不会变得更糟时 我忘记了我的iPod[00:00:59]
I'm having a bad day nothing ever[00:00:59]
我糟糕的一天[00:01:03]
Seems to go my way [00:01:03]
似乎任何事都没有按照我的方式发展[00:01:07]
Everybody needs to go away why[00:01:07]
每个人都要离开 为什么[00:01:11]
Because I'm having a bad day [00:01:11]
因为我糟糕的一天[00:01:18]
And it just keeps going[00:01:18]
一切还在持续[00:01:20]
And it just keeps [00:01:20]
只是一直持续[00:01:26]
So four hours of turbulence we land when[00:01:26]
经过四个小时的颠簸 飞机终于着陆了[00:01:28]
I'm about to turd my pants [00:01:28]
我准备扔掉我的脏脏的裤子[00:01:30]
But the captain is seat belt fastened [00:01:30]
但是机长还是说系好安全带[00:01:32]
So my a** is just passin gas and at[00:01:32]
所以我的**释放出气体[00:01:34]
Last I escape when[00:01:34]
最后我就可以逃避[00:01:35]
I'm minutes away from clinically insane [00:01:35]
当我很快地远离精神病[00:01:38]
I make my way towards baggage claim when[00:01:38]
我走到行李认领处[00:01:40]
I hear a high pitched voice scream my name [00:01:40]
我听见一个很高的声音在尖叫着我的名字[00:01:42]
Some dumb B I went to high school with [00:01:42]
我和一些愚蠢的人去了高中[00:01:44]
While she's sweating she's telling me she likes my sh*t[00:01:44]
然而当她大汗淋漓时 她还给我说喜欢我[00:01:46]
I just smile and think how great[00:01:46]
我只是微笑 我只是想象这很好[00:01:48]
It would be if I could just hit this chick[00:01:48]
如果我可以打击到那个懦弱的人[00:01:50]
With a quick leg sweep [00:01:50]
用腿快速地踢[00:01:51]
So I pick up my LL Bean and b line[00:01:51]
所以我捡起我的LL Bean和商务款[00:01:54]
For the next taxi [00:01:54]
等待下一辆出租车[00:01:55]
In need of w**d and boxer briefs[00:01:55]
需要**和四角裤[00:01:57]
But my bags only got maxis [00:01:57]
但是我的包里只有长裙[00:01:59]
I'm having a bad day nothing ever seems to go my way [00:01:59]
我糟糕的一天 似乎一切都没按照我的方式发展[00:02:06]
Everybody needs to go away [00:02:06]
每个人都要离开[00:02:10]
Why because I'm having a bad day [00:02:10]
为什么 因为我糟糕的一天[00:02:17]
And it just keeps going[00:02:17]
一切还在持续[00:02:19]
And it just keeps [00:02:19]
只是一直持续[00:02:21]
And it just keeps going[00:02:21]
一切还在持续[00:02:23]
And it just keeps [00:02:23]
只是一直持续[00:02:25]
I check into my hotel room and I pick up my cell[00:02:25]
我住到我酒店的房间 [00:02:29]
Phone to dial the groom[00:02:29]
拿起电话拨给新郎[00:02:31]
Tell him my mood and how I'm ordering food[00:02:31]
告诉他我的心情 我如何点餐[00:02:34]
And I'm probably gonna stay in and watch a movie[00:02:34]
我也许可以待在家里看电影[00:02:36]
But the tube has no HBO so anything[00:02:36]
但是家里的电视没有影院的一切[00:02:37]
I want yo I'm paying for[00:02:37]
我要你为我付出代价[00:02:38]
But I'm lame and broke so I'm laying in a robe[00:02:38]
但是我完全没有说服力而且心碎 所以我就只能躺在长袍里[00:02:40]
Watching that Little People Big World[00:02:40]
看着小人们大世界[00:02:41]
Show right then there's a knock[00:02:41]
正在这时响起了敲门声[00:02:43]
At the door it's my last hope for a Spanish whore[00:02:43]
在门口 这是我对西班牙坏女人的最后希望[00:02:46]
Who will change my sheets in exchange[00:02:46]
谁能让我用床单作为交换[00:02:47]
For penis Hi I've lost my cock [00:02:47]
小弟弟你好 我已经失去了雄心[00:02:49]
Have you seen it [00:02:49]
你没看见吗[00:02:51]
Jesus this day is the worst at least[00:02:51]
Jesus 至少这是最糟糕的一天[00:02:53]
I can give me a little jerk and then go to[00:02:53]
我会让我变成一个性情古怪的人 [00:02:55]
Sleep healthy and diseaseless[00:02:55]
然后去健康地睡觉 而且疾病会更少[00:02:56]
I guess it could be worse but I'm just[00:02:56]
我猜想一切可能会变得更糟 但是[00:02:58]
Having a bad day nothing ever seems to[00:02:58]
我只是有一个很糟糕的一天 任何事似乎都没有[00:03:04]
Go my way [00:03:04]
按照我的方式发展 [00:03:06]
Everybody needs to go away why because[00:03:06]
每个人都要离开 为什么 因为[00:03:11]
I'm having a bad day [00:03:11]
我糟糕的一天[00:03:18]
And it just keeps going[00:03:18]
一切还在持续[00:03:19]
And it just keeps [00:03:19]
一切还在持续[00:03:21]
And it just keeps going[00:03:21]
一切还在持续[00:03:23]
And it just keeps[00:03:23]
一切还在持续[00:03:28]