《Big Shot》歌词

歌曲： Big Shot

所属专辑：The Bestiality Of Bonzo Dog Band

歌手： Bonzo Dog Band

时长： 03:27

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Big Shot - Bonzo Dog Band[00:00:00]

I am the Big Shot [00:00:13]

You heard me right the first time name of bachelor Johnny Cool [00:00:19]

Occupation: big shot Occupation at the moment: just having fun [00:00:22]

What a party that was the drinks were loaded and so were the dolls [00:00:28]

I narrowed my eyes and poured a stiff Manhattan then I saw Hotsy [00:00:31]

What a dame a big bountiful babe in the region of 48-23-38 One hell of a region [00:00:37]

She had the hottest lips since Hiroshima I had to stand back for fear of being burned [00:00:44]

"Whisky-wow-wow" I breathed; she was dressed as Biffo the Bear [00:00:50]

In that kind of outfit she could get rolled at night [00:00:55]

And I don't mean on a crap table [00:01:00]

"It's kind of revealing isn't it "[00:01:07]

"Revealing It's positively risqué I like it "[00:01:08]

She said "You're the man of a thousand G's right "[00:01:11]

"A thousand what " I quipped [00:01:14]

"Why G-man girls guns guts You're my type"[00:01:15]

"Wrong baby " I slapped her hard "I'm an L-man Strictly liquor love and laughs"[00:01:19]

She stared over my shoulder "Play it cool Johnny "[00:01:24]

"Play it what " I flipped "[00:01:27]

Listen I fought my way up from tough East-Side New York [00:01:29]

Lead-filled socks and sub-machine guns Like this "[00:01:32]

She said "Johnny this is a deadly game have a few laughs and go home "[00:01:40]

I shuddered Normally I pack a rod in pyjamas; I carry nothing but scars from Normandy Beach [00:01:45]

I said "Wrong baby you can't fool me "[00:01:50]

She spat playfully "I'm ahead of you Johnny "[00:01:53]

I studied the swell of her enormous boobs and said [00:01:56]

"Baby you're so far ahead it's beautiful "[00:02:02]

"You you are you're eccentric I like that "[00:02:48]

"Electric Cherie bug off my rocket tu comprends " We spoke French fluently [00:02:51]

Our lips met again and again "Yeah yeah yeah " I slobbered [00:02:56]

Hotsy said "You're slobbering all over the seat kid "[00:02:59]

I went home late Very late [00:03:03]

What could I say to my wife "Darling I've been beaten up again" [00:03:06]

Let's face it she's credulous as hell [00:03:09]

A punk stopped me on the street He said "You got a light mac "[00:03:12]

I said "No but I've got a dark brown overcoat "[00:03:16]