《The Kids (Laugh Out Loud)》歌词

歌曲： The Kids (Laugh Out Loud)

所属专辑：Think

歌手： lovvers

时长： 01:25

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Eminem- The Kids[00:00:00]

And everyone should get along..[00:00:00]

Okay children quiet down, quiet down[00:00:04]

Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day[00:00:08]

His name is Mr. Shady[00:00:12]

Children quiet down please[00:00:14]

Brian don't throw that (Shut UP!)[00:00:16]

Mr. Shady will be your new substitute[00:00:18]

While Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (He's got AIDS!)[00:00:20]

Good luck Mr. Shady[00:00:23]

Hi there little boys and girls (F**k you!)[00:00:25]

Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels[00:00:26]

But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)[00:00:28]

Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom[00:00:31]

And he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot[00:00:34]

But his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot[00:00:37]

And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot[00:00:40]

And wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock[00:00:41]

When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog[00:00:44]

Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (AHH!)[00:00:47]

And even if they escaped and they got the cops[00:00:50]

The ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge[00:00:52]

Til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job[00:00:55]

When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk[00:00:57]

But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off[00:01:00]

But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker[00:01:02]

Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka[00:01:05]

You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."[00:01:08]

He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her[00:01:11]

And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her[00:01:13]

But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander[00:01:16]

They never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner[00:01:18]

And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana,[00:01:21]

And what it might do to you[00:01:23]

So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you[00:01:27]

See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)[00:01:28]

And if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)[00:01:29]

And if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)[00:01:32]

She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)[00:01:34]

So kids say no to drugs (that's right)[00:01:37]

So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)[00:01:40]

Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)[00:01:42]

Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?[00:01:45]

My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?[00:01:48]

F**K NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)[00:01:50]

Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?[00:01:53]

Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world[00:01:56]

If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it[00:01:58]

Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid[00:02:00]

And spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back[00:02:03]

So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back[00:02:06]

Meet Zach, twenty-one years old[00:02:08]

After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold[00:02:10]

And decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys[00:02:14]

And peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it[00:02:16]

Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive[00:02:19]

And his eyes roll back in his skull {blblblblblb}[00:02:22]

His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches[00:02:24]

He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {BLEH}[00:02:27]

And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him[00:02:30]

"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"[00:02:32]

Cause they took it too, so they think it's funny[00:02:35]

So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money[00:02:37]

Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over[00:02:40]

And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga[00:02:43]

And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac[00:02:46]

So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you[00:02:48]

See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)[00:02:51]

And if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)[00:02:53]

And if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)[00:02:56]

She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)[00:02:59]

So kids say no to drugs (that's right)[00:03:01]

So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)[00:03:04]

Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)[00:03:07]

Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?[00:03:09]

And last but not least, one of the most humungous[00:03:12]

Problems among young people today, is fungus[00:03:14]

It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,[00:03:17]

Bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it[00:03:19]

Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff[00:03:22]

And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em..[00:03:25]

And sometimes you see things that aren't there (Like what?)[00:03:27]

Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair[00:03:30]

(Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's yarn Claire[00:03:33]

Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)[00:03:35]

And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms[00:03:38]

Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms?[00:03:41]

I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue (How come?)[00:03:42]

Cause it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!!)[00:03:46]

See drugs are bad, it's a common fact[00:03:49]

But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)[00:03:51]

But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.[00:03:53]

They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee[00:03:56]

And get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault[00:03:59]

See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)[00:04:04]

Cause I'm bad for you[00:04:04]

And if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)[00:04:07]

And if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)[00:04:10]

She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)[00:04:12]

So kids say no to drugs (that's right)[00:04:15]

So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)[00:04:18]

Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)[00:04:21]

Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?[00:04:23]

Come on children, clap along (Shut UP!)[00:04:26]

Sing along children (Suck my motherf**kin dick!)[00:04:29]

Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)[00:04:32]

So don't do drugs (Suck my motherf**kin penis!)[00:04:37]

So there'll be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)[00:04:41]

(Mushrooms killed Kenny! fart Ewww, ahhh!)[00:04:45]

(So, f**ked up, right now..)[00:04:51]