《It’s All About the Pentiums(An adaptation of ”It’s All About the Benjamins” by Puff Daddy)》歌词

歌曲： It’s All About the Pentiums(An adaptation of ”It’s All About the Benjamins” by Puff Daddy)

所属专辑：Running With Scissors

歌手： ”Weird Al” Yankovic

时长： 03:34

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It's All About The Pentiums (An adaptation of "It's All About The Benjamins" by Puff Daddy) - "Weird Al" Yankovic[00:00:00]

Uhh uh-huh yeah[00:00:05]

Uhh uh-huh yeah[00:00:10]

It's all about the Pentiums baby[00:00:13]

It's all about the Pentiums baby[00:00:15]

It's all about the Pentiums baby[00:00:18]

It's all about the Pentiums baby[00:00:21]

Yeah[00:00:22]

What y'all wanna do[00:00:24]

Wanna be hackers Code crackers Slackers[00:00:26]

Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers[00:00:29]

9 to 5 chillin' at Hewlett Packard[00:00:32]

Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard[00:00:34]

Yeah payin' the bills with my mad programming skills[00:00:37]

Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills[00:00:40]

I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM[00:00:42]

I never feed trolls and I don't read spam[00:00:45]

Installed a T1 line in my house[00:00:47]

Always at my PC double-clickin' on my mizouse[00:00:50]

Upgrade my system at least twice a day[00:00:53]

I'm strictly plug-and-play I ain't afraid of Y2K[00:00:55]

I'm down with Bill Gates I call him Money for short[00:00:57]

I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support[00:01:00]

It's all about the Pentiums what[00:01:03]

You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen[00:01:05]

You've got white-out all over your screen[00:01:08]

You think your Commodore 64 is really neato[00:01:10]

What kinda chip you got in there a Dorito[00:01:14]

You're usin' a 286 Don't make me laugh[00:01:16]

Your Windows boots up in what a day and a half[00:01:19]

You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette[00:01:21]

You're the biggest joke on the Internet[00:01:25]

Your database is a disaster[00:01:27]

You're waxin' your modem tryin' to make it go faster[00:01:29]

Hey fella I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar[00:01:32]

Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar[00:01:35]

And postin' Me too like some brain-dead AOL-er[00:01:37]

I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller[00:01:40]

You're just about as useless as jpegs to Helen Keller[00:01:42]

It's all about the Pentiums[00:01:47]

It's all about the Pentiums[00:01:49]

It's all about the Pentiums[00:01:52]

It's all about the Pentiums[00:01:55]

Now what y'all wanna do[00:01:58]

Wanna be hackers Code crackers Slackers[00:02:00]

Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers[00:02:04]

9 to 5 chillin' at Hewlett Packard[00:02:06]

Wanna run wit my crew hah[00:02:09]

Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do[00:02:11]

They call me the king of the spreadsheets[00:02:14]

Got'em all printed out on my bedsheets[00:02:16]

My new computer's got the clocks it rocks[00:02:19]

But it was obsolete before I opened the box[00:02:21]

You say you've had your desktop for over a week[00:02:24]

Throw that junk away man it's an antique[00:02:27]

Your laptop is a month old Well that's great[00:02:29]

If you could use a nice heavy paperweight[00:02:32]

My digital media is write-protected[00:02:34]

Every file inspected no viruses detected[00:02:37]

I beta tested every operating system[00:02:40]

Gave props to some and others I dissed'em[00:02:43]

While your computer's crashin' mine's multitaskin'[00:02:45]

It does all my work without me even askin'[00:02:48]

Got a flat-screen monitor 40 wide[00:02:50]

I believe that yours says Etch-A-Sketch on the side[00:02:53]

In a 32-bit world you're a 2-bit user[00:02:56]

You've got your own newsgroup alt total-loser[00:02:58]

Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax[00:03:01]

Where'd you get your CPU in a box of Cracker Jacks[00:03:04]

Play me online Well you know that I'll beat you[00:03:07]

If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you[00:03:09]

What[00:03:12]

It's all about the Pentiums baby[00:03:12]

It's all about the Pentiums baby[00:03:14]

It's all about the Pentiums baby[00:03:17]

It's all about the Pentiums baby[00:03:19]

It's all about the Pentiums baby[00:03:22]

What y'all wanna do[00:03:23]

Wanna be hackers Code crackers Slackers[00:03:24]

Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers[00:03:28]

9 to 5 chillin' at Hewlett Packard[00:03:31]

What[00:03:33]