《Sheriff Fatman》歌词

歌曲： Sheriff Fatman

所属专辑：Massive Hits!: Alternative

歌手： Carter the Unstoppable Se

时长： 04:43

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Sheriff Fatman - Cater The Unstoppable Sex Machine[00:00:01]

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Sheriff Fatman[00:00:11]

Now, Sheriff Fatman started out[00:00:38]

In business, a granny farmer[00:00:41]

He was infamous for fifteen minutes[00:00:43]

And he appeared on Panorama[00:00:45]

But then he somehow got himself on board[00:00:47]

The Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme[00:00:49]

With a Prince of Wales award[00:00:52]

For pushing Valium and amphetamines[00:00:53]

Moving up onto second base[00:01:11]

Behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface[00:01:12]

Six foot six and a hundred tons[00:01:15]

The undisputed king of the slum[00:01:16]

More aliases than Klaus Barbie[00:01:19]

The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea[00:01:20]

Just about to take the stage[00:01:22]

The one and only, hold the front page[00:01:25]

Fatman's got something to sell[00:01:27]

To the capitol's homeless[00:01:29]

At the Crossroads Hotel[00:01:31]

For the no-fixed-abodeless[00:01:33]

Where you can live life in style[00:01:35]

You can sleep in a closet[00:01:37]

And if you flash him a smile[00:01:39]

He'll take your teeth as deposit[00:01:41]

There's bats in the belfry[00:01:43]

The windows are jammed[00:01:45]

The toilets ain't healthy[00:01:48]

And he don't give a damn[00:01:49]

He just chuckles and smiles[00:01:51]

Laughs like a madman[00:01:53]

Born again Rachman[00:01:56]

Here comes Sheriff Fatman[00:01:57]

With his Valium, amphetamines[00:02:00]

His sick notes and his phony prescriptions[00:02:02]

And just when you thought it was safe[00:02:05]

To go back into kitchen[00:02:08]

Dead legs and cracked heads[00:02:09]

Bunk-beds and breakfasts[00:02:11]

Moving up onto second base[00:02:33]

Behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface[00:02:34]

Six foot six and a hundred tons[00:02:36]

The undisputed king of slums[00:02:38]

More aliases than Klaus Barbie[00:02:40]

The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea[00:02:42]

Just about to take the stage[00:02:44]

The one and only, hold the front page[00:02:46]

Moving up now to take the place[00:02:48]

Of Nicholas Van Wotsisface[00:02:50]

Six foot six and a hundred tons[00:02:52]

The undisputed king of the slums[00:02:54]

With more aliases than Klaus Barbie[00:02:56]

The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea[00:02:58]

In a hatchback from Notre Dame[00:03:00]

The one and only Sheriff Fatman[00:03:02]

In goes another left hook and now I'm losing my patience[00:03:05]

Someone call up Roger Cook and the United Nations[00:03:09]

He's buying up houses for the has beens and helping[00:03:13]

From Lands End to South end to Chelsea[00:03:17]

There's bats in the belfry[00:03:20]

The windows are jammed[00:03:22]

The toilets ain't healthy[00:03:24]

He don't give a damn[00:03:26]

He just chuckles and smiles[00:03:27]

Laughs like a madman[00:03:29]

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Sheriff Fatman[00:03:31]

Sheriff Fatman, Sheriff Fatman, Sheriff Fatman, brainchumps[00:03:37]