《Sheriff Fatman》歌词

歌曲： Sheriff Fatman

所属专辑：101 Damnations (Bonus Edition)

歌手： Carter the Unstoppable Se

时长： 04:46

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Sheriff Fatman (Mark Goodier Session) - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine[00:04:46]

Sheriff Fatman started out in business[00:04:46]

as a granny farmer[00:04:46]

he was infamous for fifteen minutes[00:04:46]

and he appeared in Panorama[00:04:46]

Then he somehow got himself on board[00:04:46]

The Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme[00:04:46]

With a Prince of Wales award[00:04:46]

for pushing Valium and amphetamines[00:04:46]

Now he's moving up onto second base[00:04:46]

behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface[00:04:46]

At six foot six and a hundred tons[00:04:46]

the undisputed king of the slums[00:04:46]

With more alias' than Klaus Barbie[00:04:46]

the master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea[00:04:46]

Just about to take the stage[00:04:46]

the one and only[00:04:46]

hold the front page[00:04:46]

Fatman's got something to sell[00:04:46]

to the capital's homeless[00:04:46]

At The Crossroads Motel[00:04:46]

for the no-fixed-abodeless[00:04:46]

Where you can live life in style[00:04:46]

you can sleep in a closet[00:04:46]

And if you flash him a smile[00:04:46]

he'll take your teeth as deposit[00:04:46]

There's bats in the belfry[00:04:46]

the windows are jammed[00:04:46]

The toilets ain't healthy[00:04:46]

and he don't give a damn[00:04:46]

he just chuckles and smiles[00:04:46]

and laughs like a madman,[00:04:46]

a born again Rachman[00:04:46]

Here comes Sheriff Fatman[00:04:46]

With his Valium, amphetamines[00:04:46]

his sick notes and his phony prescriptions[00:04:46]

And just when you thought it was safe[00:04:46]

to go back into the kitchen, Dead legs and cracked heads[00:04:46]

Bunk-beds and breakfasts[00:04:46]

Wake up you sleepy headcases...check this...[00:04:46]

Moving up now to take the place[00:04:46]

of Nicholas Van Wotsisface[00:04:46]

At six foot six and a hundred tons[00:04:46]

the undisputed king of the slums[00:04:46]

With more alias' than Klaus Barbie[00:04:46]

the master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea[00:04:46]

In a hatchback from Notre Dame,[00:04:46]

the one and only Sheriff Fatman[00:04:46]

In goes another left hook[00:04:46]

and now I'm losing my patience[00:04:46]

Someone call up Roger Cook and The United Nations[00:04:46]

he's buying up houses for hasbeens (help me)[00:04:46]

From Lands End to Southend and Chelsea[00:04:46]

There's bats in the belfry[00:04:46]

the windows are jammed[00:04:46]

The toilets ain't healthy[00:04:46]

he don't give a damn[00:04:46]

He just chuckles and smiles[00:04:46]

and laughs like a madman[00:04:46]

Ladies and gentlemen,[00:04:46]

I give you...[00:04:46]

SHERIFF FATMAN![00:04:46]