所属专辑:Bye Bye Birdie! - Original Broadway Cast
时长: 03:54
A Normal Healthy American Boy - Chita Rivera Dick Van Dyke Louise Quick Jessica Albright[00:00:00]
He's coming He's coming[00:00:01]
Conrad Birdie is coming[00:00:02]
Hey Conrad how about answering a few questions [00:00:12]
How do you feel about joining in the Army [00:00:15]
Ah Ah Ah how does he feel[00:00:17]
You ask how he feels[00:00:19]
He's much too shy to tell you[00:00:21]
So I'll tell ya how he feels[00:00:23]
He feels brave and eager[00:00:24]
Strangely humble Proud to be a plain GI[00:00:27]
He would gladly face those bullets[00:00:30]
For he's not afraid to die[00:00:34]
For he's a fine upstanding[00:00:36]
Patriotic healthy normal[00:00:39]
American boy[00:00:42]
And that's why he volunteered for[00:00:43]
Volunteered I thought he was drafted[00:00:44]
And he appealed three times[00:00:46]
Sing[00:00:48]
We love you Conrad[00:00:49]
Oh yes we do[00:00:51]
We love you Conrad[00:00:53]
And will be true[00:00:55]
When you're not near us[00:00:57]
We're blue[00:00:58]
Oh Conrad we love you[00:01:00]
Very nice[00:01:03]
Say what's the pitch[00:01:04]
On that Hollywood starlet Conrad[00:01:05]
Are you two engaged [00:01:07]
Ah Ah Is he engaged [00:01:08]
Is Conrad engaged [00:01:10]
There's absolutely nothing[00:01:12]
To the rumor he's engaged[00:01:14]
She's a real pal like a sister[00:01:15]
But it doesn't mean a thing[00:01:19]
And that eighteen carat diamond[00:01:21]
It was just a "friendship" ring[00:01:25]
For he's a fine upstanding patriotic[00:01:28]
Healthy normal American boy[00:01:32]
And why was your husband so mad [00:01:35]
Sing[00:01:37]
We love you Conrad[00:01:38]
Oh yes we do[00:01:40]
We love you Conrad[00:01:41]
And will be true[00:01:42]
Oh I'll never forget what Conrad said[00:01:44]
When he found out he been accept by the arm forces[00:01:45]
Juese Mr Peterson he said eagerly[00:01:48]
He suposse air long side met the front line 20th[00:01:50]
That way you'll get myself in those dirty jearies[00:01:53]
Ah ah Albert[00:01:55]
They're whoever is dirty this time[00:01:55]
Hey Mr Peterson give us a scoop[00:01:58]
Is Conrad still drinking a lot [00:02:00]
What[00:02:02]
Now listen here This gossip must stop[00:02:03]
He goes to church each Sunday[00:02:07]
And he doesn't touch a drop[00:02:08]
He's as decent as a minister[00:02:10]
Absolutely[00:02:13]
He's as sober as a judge[00:02:14]
He subscribes to ev'ry charity[00:02:18]
And his hobby's making fudge[00:02:21]
For he's a fine up standing patriotic[00:02:25]
Healthy normal American boy[00:02:29]
Is it true that you found Conrad in a Reform School [00:02:31]
Oh what[00:02:35]
That's a lie[00:02:36]
A lie thru' and thru'[00:02:37]
I'll tell you where he came from[00:02:39]
Here's the story and it's true[00:02:41]
He was born in Indo china[00:02:43]
He was born in old Virginia[00:02:45]
Son of missionaries there[00:02:47]
On a thousand acre farm[00:02:49]
Very poor and very hungry[00:02:50]
From a line of wealthy planters[00:02:52]
What a cruel life to bear[00:02:54]
Full of genteel southern charm[00:02:56]
Soon he drifted down to Hong Kong[00:02:57]
In the evening by the river[00:02:59]
To a water front saloon[00:03:01]
By the moonlight they would croon[00:03:03]
That is where I heard him singing[00:03:05]
That's where Conrad started singing[00:03:07]
Underneath a Hong Kong moon[00:03:08]
'Neath that sweet plantation moon[00:03:10]
We love you Conrad[00:03:13]
Oh yes we do[00:03:16]
We love you[00:03:18]
Conrad and we'll be true[00:03:19]
Oh oh Conrad we love you[00:03:22]
We love you[00:03:27]
Conrad and we'll be true[00:03:28]
For he's a fine upstanding[00:03:31]
Av'rage modest patriotic[00:03:34]
Healthy normal American[00:03:37]
American boy[00:03:42]