《The Wart Hog》歌词

歌曲： The Wart Hog

歌手： Ian Wallace

时长： 03:45

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The Warthog - Ian Wallace[00:00:00]

The Jungle was giving a party[00:00:07]

A post hibernation ball[00:00:10]

The Ballroom was crowded with waltzing Gazelles [00:00:14]

Gorillas and Zebras and all [00:00:17]

But who is that animal almost in tears[00:00:25]

Pretending to powder her nose[00:00:29]

A poor little Warthog who sits by herself[00:00:33]

In a pink satin dress with blue bows [00:00:39]

Again she is nobody's choice[00:00:43]

And she sings in a sad little voice[00:00:46]

No one ever wants to court a Warthog[00:00:52]

Though a Warthog does her best[00:00:56]

I've spent a lot of money for a Warthog[00:00:59]

I am kiss buled and datily dressed[00:01:03]

I've lustrinsed my hair[00:01:07]

I'm perfumed here and there[00:01:09]

My gums were tinted when I brushed my teeth[00:01:10]

I'm young and in my prime[00:01:14]

But a wallflower all the time[00:01:17]

'Cos I'm a Warthog[00:01:19]

Just a Warthog[00:01:21]

I'm a Warthog underneath[00:01:23]

Take your partners for a ladies Excuse me [00:01:30]

Excited and radiant she runs on the floor[00:01:34]

To join the furor and fuss [00:01:37]

She taps on each shoulder and says Excuse me[00:01:40]

And each couple replied Excuse us[00:01:44]

Then having no manners at all[00:01:48]

They sing as they dance round the hall[00:01:51]

'No one ever wants to court a Warthog[00:01:55]

Though a Warthog does her best[00:01:58]

Her accessories are dazzling for a Warthog[00:02:02]

She is perfumed and daringly dressed[00:02:05]

We know her these and those are like Marilyn Monroe's[00:02:09]

Her gown is just a scintillating sheath[00:02:12]

But she somehow fails to please[00:02:15]

'Cos everybody sees she's a Warthog[00:02:18]

Just a Warthog[00:02:21]

She's a Warthog underneath'[00:02:23]

Head hanging she wanders away from the floor[00:02:31]

This Warthog whom nobody loves[00:02:36]

Then stops in amazement[00:02:40]

For there at the door[00:02:43]

Stands a gentleman Warthog impeccably dressed[00:02:44]

In the act of removing his gloves [00:02:49]

His fine chiseled face seems to frown[00:02:54]

As he looks her first up then then down[00:02:58]

I fancy you must be a sort of Warthog[00:03:05]

Though for a Warthog you look a mess[00:03:09]

That make up's far to heavy for a Warthog[00:03:13]

You could have chosen a more suitable dress[00:03:16]

Did you have to dye your hair[00:03:19]

If that's perfume give me air[00:03:21]

I strongly disapprove of scarlet teeth[00:03:23]

But let us take the floor[00:03:27]

'Cause I'm absolutely sure[00:03:29]

That you're a Warthog[00:03:31]

Just a Warthog[00:03:33]

The sweetest little [00:03:35]

Neatest little[00:03:36]

Dearest and completest little[00:03:37]

Warthog underneath[00:03:39]