《The Elephant Song》歌词

歌曲： The Elephant Song

所属专辑：Mud Glorious Mud

歌手： Ian Wallace

时长： 02:41

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The Elephant Song - Ian Wallace[00:00:00]

A elephant's life is tedious laborious and slow[00:00:04]

I've been an elephant all me life[00:00:09]

So I blooming well ought to know[00:00:11]

He never forgets a name or face oh[00:00:17]

He knows his way from place to place oh[00:00:21]

Remembers to be dutiful[00:00:25]

And when to push and when to pull[00:00:27]

An when he's dead the dealer calls[00:00:30]

And buys his tusks for billiard balls ooooh[00:00:32]

And all because an elephant's got a perfect memory[00:00:36]

That wasn't the life for me[00:00:41]

So I'm suffering form amnesia[00:00:43]

My mind's a perfect blank[00:00:47]

Now life is very much easier[00:00:50]

Amnesia's to thank[00:00:52]

I'm being psychoanalysed[00:00:54]

I lie on a divan[00:00:56]

And flap me ears[00:00:59]

And try to look a barmy as I can[00:01:00]

I'm an Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac[00:01:03]

And I'll stick in the Elephant's nursing home[00:01:08]

Till I get me memory back[00:01:11]

I'm suffering from Hysteria[00:01:16]

I nearly split me sides[00:01:18]

To watch the others get wearier[00:01:21]

Of giving children rides[00:01:23]

I've told my psychoanalyst[00:01:25]

That I'm a sacred cow[00:01:27]

I'd love to carry a Howdah[00:01:29]

But I can't remember how[00:01:31]

I'm an Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac[00:01:35]

And I'll stick in the Elephant's nursing home[00:01:40]

Till I get me memory back[00:01:42]

I suffer from Schizophrenia[00:01:48]

It comes on me in spells[00:01:50]

Sometimes I'm King of Armenia[00:01:52]

At others I'm Orson Welles[00:01:54]

I tell them I'm Napoleon[00:01:56]

And all that sort of bunk[00:01:58]

They never guess that all the time[00:02:00]

I'm laughing up me trunk[00:02:05]

I'm an Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac[00:02:07]

And I'll stick in the Elephants' nursing home[00:02:12]

Till I get me memory back[00:02:15]

Practising me trumpet half the night[00:02:21]

And I'll stick in the Elephants' nursing home[00:02:29]

Till I get me memory get me memory[00:02:31]

Get me memory back[00:02:34]