《Real Slim Shady》歌词

歌曲： Real Slim Shady

所属专辑：A Salute To Eminem

歌手： Eminem

时长： 04:45

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Real Slim Shady (真正的痞子阿姆) - Eminem (埃米纳姆)[00:00:00]

May i have your attention please[00:00:02]

May i have your attention please[00:00:06]

Will the real slim shady please stand up[00:00:08]

I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up[00:00:11]

We're gonna have a problem here[00:00:15]

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before[00:00:18]

Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door[00:00:20]

And started whooping her a** worse than before[00:00:23]

They first were divorce throwing her over furniture[00:00:25]

It's the return of the ah wait no way you are kidding[00:00:27]

He didn't just say what i think he did did he[00:00:30]

And dr dre said nothing you idiots[00:00:32]

Dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement[00:00:35]

Feminist women love eminem[00:00:37]

Chigga chigga chigga slim shady i'm sick of him[00:00:38]

Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what[00:00:41]

Flipping the you know who yeah but he's so cute though[00:00:43]

Yeah i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose[00:00:46]

But no worse than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms[00:00:48]

Sometimes i wanna get on tv and just let loose but can't[00:00:50]

But it's cool for tom green to hump a dead moose[00:00:53]

My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips[00:00:55]

And if i'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss[00:00:57]

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids[00:01:00]

And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is[00:01:02]

Of course they gonna know what intercourse is[00:01:04]

By the time they hit fourth grade[00:01:06]

They got the discovery channel don't they[00:01:07]

We aingt nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals[00:01:09]

Who cut other people open like cantaloupes[00:01:12]

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes[00:01:14]

Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope[00:01:16]

But if you feel like i feel i got the antidote[00:01:18]

Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes[00:01:20]

I'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady[00:01:23]

All you other slim shadys are just imitating[00:01:25]

So won't the real slim shady please stand up[00:01:27]

Please stand up please stand up[00:01:30]

'Coz i'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady[00:01:32]

All you other slim shadys are just imitating[00:01:34]

So won't the real slim shady please stand up[00:01:36]

Please stand up please stand up[00:01:39]

Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records[00:01:41]

Well i do so f**k him and f**k you too[00:01:43]

You think i give a damn about a grammy[00:01:46]

Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me[00:01:48]

But slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird[00:01:50]

Why so you guys could just lie to get me here[00:01:52]

So you can sit me here next to britney spears[00:01:55]

Sh*t christina aguilera better switch me chairs[00:01:57]

So i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst[00:01:59]

And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first[00:02:02]

You little b**ch put me on blast on mtv[00:02:04]

Yeah he's cute but i think he's married to kim hee hee[00:02:06]

I should download her audio on mpt hree[00:02:09]

And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd[00:02:11]

I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me[00:02:13]

So i have been sent here to destroy you[00:02:16]

And there's a million of us just like me[00:02:18]

Who cuss like me who just don't give a f**k like me[00:02:20]

Who dress like me walk talk and act like me[00:02:22]

And just might be the next best thing but not quite me[00:02:25]

I'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady[00:02:27]

All you other slim shadys are just imitating[00:02:29]

So won't the real slim shady please stand up[00:02:32]

Please stand up please stand up[00:02:34]

'Coz i'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady[00:02:36]

All you other slim shadys are just imitating[00:02:39]

So won't the real slim shady please stand up[00:02:41]

Please stand up please stand up[00:02:43]

I'm like a head trip to listen to cause i'm only giving you[00:02:46]

Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room[00:02:48]

The only difference is i got the balls to say it[00:02:50]

In front of y'all and i don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all[00:02:52]

I just get on the mic and spit it[00:02:55]

And whether you like to admit it i just sh*t it[00:02:57]

Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can[00:02:59]

Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums[00:03:02]

It's funny 'cause at the rate i'm goin when i'm thirty[00:03:04]

I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting[00:03:06]

Pinching nurses asses when i'm jacking off with jergens[00:03:09]

And i'm jerking but this whole bag of viagra isn't working[00:03:11]

And every single person is a slim shady lurking[00:03:13]

He could be working at burger king spitting on your onion rings[00:03:16]

Or in the parking lot circling screaming i don't give a f**k[00:03:18]

With his windows down and his system up[00:03:21]

So will the real shady please stand up[00:03:23]

And put one of those fingers on each hand up[00:03:25]

And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control[00:03:27]

And one more time loud as you can how does it go[00:03:29]

I'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady[00:03:32]

All you other slim shadys are just imitating[00:03:34]

So won't the real slim shady please stand up[00:03:36]

Please stand up please stand up[00:03:39]

'Coz i'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady[00:03:41]

All you other slim shadys are just imitating[00:03:43]

So won't the real slim shady please stand up[00:03:45]

Please stand up please stand up[00:03:48]

I'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady[00:03:50]

All you other slim shadys are just imitating[00:03:52]

So won't the real slim shady please stand up[00:03:55]

Please stand up please stand up[00:03:57]

'Coz i'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady[00:03:59]

All you other slim shadys are just imitating[00:04:02]

So won't the real slim shady please stand up[00:04:04]

Please stand up please stand up[00:04:07]

Ha ha[00:04:10]

Guess there's a slim shady in all of us[00:04:11]

F**k it let's all stand up[00:04:15]