歌手: Eminem
时长: 03:26
Ok I'm going to attempt to drown myself[00:00:01]
好的 我现在来演示如何自我沉溺[00:00:03]
You can try this at home[00:00:03]
简单易行 你可以在家模仿[00:00:04]
You can be just like me (Mic check 1 2 We recording )[00:00:04]
你可以像我一样 我们开始录制了吗 [00:00:19]
I'm cancerous and when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this[00:00:19]
我疯狂地鄙视你 你根本无力应对[00:00:21]
And if ya responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus[00:00:21]
如果你胆敢回击 你就等着大限之日的来临[00:00:24]
I'd strangle you to death then choke you again (ack)[00:00:24]
我会置你于死地 让你彻底闭嘴[00:00:26]
Then broke your f**king legs til' your[00:00:26]
然后将你打成残疾[00:00:28]
Bones poke through your skin(AAWW) [00:00:28]
让你粉身碎骨[00:00:29]
You beef with me Im-a even the score equally[00:00:29]
我知道你对此感到恶心 但是我们半斤八两[00:00:31]
Take on Jerry Springer and beat your a** legally[00:00:31]
你还是去脱口秀玩玩嘴皮子就行 我揍你是替天行道[00:00:34]
I get you blunted off of funny home grown[00:00:34]
你简直俗不可耐 愚蠢至极[00:00:36]
Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono(OH NO )[00:00:36]
因为我根本毫无畏惧[00:00:40]
And If I said I never did drugs that would mean I lie[00:00:40]
如果我说我是个良民 那根本就是个谎言[00:00:43]
AND get f**ked more that the President does [00:00:43]
因为总统比我更加道貌岸然[00:00:44]
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert[00:00:44]
希拉里都想赏我耳光 还对我污言秽语[00:00:47]
I ripped his f**king tonsils out and fed her sherbert (*)[00:00:47]
我对她根本不屑一顾 我会给她点颜色瞧瞧[00:00:50]
My nerves hurt lately I'm on edge Grabbed Vanilla Ice[00:00:50]
我只是在发疯而已 最近我有点神经质[00:00:53]
And ripped out his blonde dreads (f**k)[00:00:53]
你看 我又摧毁了一个说唱歌手[00:00:55]
Every girl I ever went out with was going lez'[00:00:55]
跟我云雨过的女孩 都对男人再提不起兴趣[00:00:58]
Follow me and do excactly like the song says[00:00:58]
跟随着我 按照这首歌里说的做[00:01:00]
Smoke w**d take pills drop outta school kill people and drink[00:01:00]
百无禁忌 纵情享乐[00:01:03]
Jump behind wheel like it was still legal[00:01:03]
假装奉公守法好市民[00:01:06]
I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal[00:01:06]
所以我傻到溜到店里行窃[00:01:08]
So I'm dumb enough to ask a for date with Lauryn Hill[00:01:08]
所以我傻到和Lauryn Hill约会[00:01:10]
Some people only see that I'm white ignoring skill[00:01:10]
有些人只看我的肤色 忽视我的能力[00:01:13]
Cos' I stand out like a green hat with an orange bill[00:01:13]
因为我是如此引人注目[00:01:16]
But I don't get pissed ya'll don't even see through the mist[00:01:16]
但是我并不疯狂 你们根本看不清现实[00:01:18]
How the f**k can I be white I don't even exist[00:01:18]
为何我是个白人 我根本不应该是个凡人[00:01:21]
I get a clean shave bath go to a rave die from an overdose[00:01:21]
我做好清洁工作 尽情享乐 然后醉生梦死[00:01:24]
And dig myself up out of my grave[00:01:24]
然后再重新复活[00:01:26]
My middle finger won't go down how do I wave[00:01:26]
我对一切都不屑一顾 我根本不会示好[00:01:29]
And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave [00:01:29]
这就是我要教育小孩子的东西[00:01:32]
Now follow me and do excactly what you see[00:01:32]
跟上我的节奏 好好跟我学习[00:01:34]
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me[00:01:34]
你想要长大之后成为像我这样的人吗[00:01:36]
I slap women and eat shrooms then O D[00:01:36]
我对女人拳打脚踢[00:01:39]
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me [00:01:39]
你想要长大之后成为像我这样的人吗[00:01:42]
Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole[00:01:42]
我和Marcus Allen一起和美女享受欢愉[00:01:44]
When we heard a knock on the door (knock) must′ve been Ron Gold'[00:01:44]
是谁在敲门 一定是Ron Gold[00:01:48]
Jumped behind the door put the orgy on hold[00:01:48]
我们悄悄躲在门后[00:01:50]
Killed 'em both and smeared blood on white Bronco (We did it )[00:01:50]
大杀四方 毁尸灭迹[00:01:53]
My mind won'y work and my spine don't jerk[00:01:53]
如果我不被病痛折磨 我就无法思考[00:01:55]
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt[00:01:55]
看我将Garth Brooks击倒在地[00:01:57]
I'm not a player just an ill rhyme sayer[00:01:57]
我不是歌手 我只是个蹩脚诗人[00:02:00]
That'll spray an aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)[00:02:00]
但我依然能够傲视群雄[00:02:03]
My rap style's warped I'm runnin out the morgue[00:02:03]
我的风格就是这么特立独行 因为我还要逃出地狱[00:02:05]
Witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch (scream)[00:02:05]
偷走你祖母的尸体 然后扔在你家走廊上[00:02:09]
Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon with a cape on[00:02:09]
变身超人 走进动画片里尽情欢乐[00:02:11]
And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn[00:02:11]
然后开个派对[00:02:13]
I'm about as normal as Norman Baites with deformative traits[00:02:13]
或许我只是个普通人而已 只不过有点叛逆[00:02:16]
A premature birth that was four minutes late[00:02:16]
我先天不足[00:02:19]
Mother are you there I love you - I never meant to hit you[00:02:19]
妈妈 你在吗 我爱你 我从未真心想要伤害你[00:02:23]
On the head with that shovel[00:02:23]
我真的不是故意的[00:02:25]
(Evil laugh)[00:02:25]
邪恶的笑声[00:02:25]
Will someone please explain to my[00:02:25]
有人来跟我解释一下吗[00:02:26]
Brains that I just severed a main vein[00:02:26]
为何我用电锯自残[00:02:28]
With a chainsaw and I'm in pain[00:02:28]
会感觉有点疼痛呢[00:02:29]
I take a breather and sighed either I'm high or I'm nuts[00:02:29]
我仰天长叹 我是不是失去了正常思考的能力[00:02:32]
Cause if you ain't tiltin this room neither am I[00:02:32]
因为你千万别进这间房间 我也不行[00:02:34]
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her a**[00:02:34]
如果你看到你的妈妈被肆意羞辱[00:02:37]
Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her[00:02:37]
很显然 这就是我做的事情[00:02:40]
Cause when I drop this solo sh*t it's over with[00:02:40]
因为当我开始这段旋律之前[00:02:42]
I bought Cage's tape opened it and dubbed over it[00:02:42]
我买了新的音乐专辑 打开它 跟着嗨起来[00:02:45]
I came to a club drunk and with a fake ID[00:02:45]
我在夜店里用假的身份 醉生梦死[00:02:47]
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me[00:02:47]
你想要长大之后成为像我这样的人吗[00:02:49]
I've been with 10 women who got HIV[00:02:49]
我跟身染重疾的美女享受云雨[00:02:52]
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me[00:02:52]
现在你还想要长大之后成为我这样的人吗[00:02:55]
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee[00:02:55]
我也身染重病[00:02:58]
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me [00:02:58]
现在你还想要长大之后成为我这样的人吗[00:03:00]
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree[00:03:00]
我放荡不羁 肆意生活[00:03:03]
You probably wanna grow up the JUST like me[00:03:03]
你很想长大之后成为像我这样的人 对吗[00:03:08]
你[00:03:08]