所属专辑:Driving Wheel
时长: 02:14
One very familiar type of song is the christmas carol [00:00:06]
Although it is perhaps a bit out of season at this time [00:00:09]
However [00:00:10]
I'm informed by my disk jockey friends of whom I have none [00:00:10]
In order to get a song popular by christmas time [00:00:11]
You have to start plugging it well in advance [00:00:13]
So here goes [00:00:14]
It has always seemed to me after all [00:00:15]
That christmas [00:00:16]
With its spirit of giving [00:00:17]
O [00:00:18]
Us all a wonderful opportunity each year to reflect on what [00:00:18]
We all most sincerely and deeply believe in [00:00:20]
I refer of course [00:00:21]
To money [00:00:21]
And yet none of the christmas carols [00:00:22]
That you hear on the radio or in the street [00:00:25]
Even attempt to capture the true spirit of christmas [00:00:27]
As we celebrate it in the unit [00:00:30]
Ates [00:00:31]
That is to say the commercial spirit [00:00:31]
So I should like to offer the following christmas carol for next year [00:00:33]
As being perhaps a bit more appropriate [00:00:37]
Christmas time is here [00:00:38]
By golly [00:00:39]
Disapproval would be folly [00:00:39]
Deck the halls with hunks of holly [00:00:40]
Fill the cup and don't say when [00:00:42]
Kill the turkeys [00:00:43]
Ducks and chickens [00:00:43]
Mix the punch [00:00:45]
Drag out the d**kens [00:00:45]
Even though the prospect sickens [00:00:46]
Brother [00:00:48]
Here we go again [00:00:48]
On christmas day you can't get sore [00:00:49]
Your fellow man you must adore [00:00:51]
There's time to rob him all the more [00:00:51]
The other three hundred and sixty four [00:00:53]
Relations [00:00:55]
Sparing no expense'll [00:00:55]
Send some useless old utensil [00:00:55]
Or a matching pen and pencil [00:00:56]
Just the thing I need [00:00:57]
How nice [00:00:58]
It doesn't matter how sincere it [00:00:58]
Is [00:00:59]
Nor how heartfelt the spirit [00:01:38]
Sentiment will not endear it [00:01:39]
What's important is the price [00:01:40]
Hark the herald tribune sings [00:01:41]
Advertising wondrous things [00:01:42]
God rest ye merry [00:01:43]
Merchants [00:01:44]
May you make the yuletide pay [00:01:44]
Angels we have heard on high [00:01:46]
Tell us to go out and buy [00:01:47]
So let the raucous sleigh bells jingle [00:01:49]
Hail our dear old friend kris kringle [00:01:51]
Driving his reindeer across the sky [00:01:53]
Don't stand underneath when they fly by [00:01:54]
Actually I did rather well myself [00:01:56]
This last christmas [00:01:57]
The nicest present I received was a gift certificate [00:01:58]
Good at any hospital for a lobotomy [00:02:03]
Rather thoughtful[00:02:06]